Thursday, May 31, 2012

1001 Fluffy Nights Chapter 13 Where The Day Flows

Title: 1001 Fluffy Nights
Category: Books » Janet Evanovich
Author: Two Guns and a Knife
Language: English, Rating: Rated: M
Genre: Romance/Drama
Published: 04-11-12, Updated: 08-12-12
Chapters: 21, Words: 13,568

Chapter 1: Prologue
Prologue
~Go and Catch a Falling Star~
"Mommy, Rex is not moving."
Her heart sinks upon hearing her son's sweet little voice. She knows too well this day will finally come, but she never expected it to be this particular day. Her child's birthday. Silently and quickly she wipes away the escaped tear. How she wishes her husband is here. She has no idea how to explain to a small child about life and death. She doesn't want to believe her beloved chubby furry pet is now dead. And she simply can't image burying Rex. She hastily dries a second drop of tears as one small warm hand grasps hold of her shaking and cold one. Is it okay to cry in front of your child and show him your weakness and fear? She looks down at her son's beautiful yet serious face and wonders. He looks so much like his father. She knows he will one day grow up and become a tall, dark, handsome and brave man just like his father. But is he old enough to understand the concept of death and loss now? Is he old enough to deal with sorrow and pain?
Suddenly she feels the familiar tingle the on the back of her neck. The door of the serene 7th floor penthouse apartment then silently opens to reveal a man. Her husband. Ranger. He's home early.
"Babe?"
Somehow the concern and love in his deep gentle sexy voice make her want to smile and cry at the same time. She picks up little Carlos and holds him in her arms, and starts walking toward the man she loves with all her heart and all her life...
She jerks awake and bolts up in her narrow single squeaky bed. She raises a trembling hand toward her face and once again feels her tears. The dream is so real that it breaks her heart every time she wakes up only to find it's but a dream. Her name is Stephanie Plum. She's a 27-year-old laid-off employee of a New Jersey lingerie company. And she has been in love with a man in her dream for over 21 years.

Chapter 2: Ch1 I Dream A Dream
Chapter 1
~I Dream A Dream~
Stephanie was 6 the first time she dreamed of him. A dark-skinned boy about her age with straight smooth hair sat in a small quiet but somewhat dark room reading a dog-eared story book. He looked different from all the boys in her neighborhood, but he was very nice-looking. He looked up the moment she took a step toward him and their eyes met. She blinked and woke up in her own bed, wondering what he was reading. The second time Stephanie dreamed of him, he was inside the same room reading another dog-eared book. She stayed at the far side of the room looking at him. She liked his dark brown eyes. She liked his almost black longish hair. She braved a small step forward, he looked up from the book and their eyes met. He blinked, and she woke up in her bed, wondering what book he was reading this time.
And just like that, she started dreaming of him from time to time. Sometimes he was walking down narrow streets. Sometimes he was laughing and talking with someone else. Sometimes he was playing with his lazy black and white cat. Sometimes he was reading yet another thick, dog-eared book. But every time she walked toward him, he would look at her, and she would woke up in her bed. She never knew if he could really see her. She never found out about the titles of his books. She never told anyone about her dreams. But somehow she knew he was not a dream. He was out there somewhere in the same world under the same sky. He was as real as she was.
Time and dreams went by, and together they grew up. And when she woke up after looking straight into his beautiful midnight dark brown eyes on her 16th birthday to find the tears on her face, she suddenly realized she had fallen in love with him from the very beginning. And she didn't even know his name.

Chapter 3: Ch2 Tell Me Where All Past Years Are
Chapter 2
~Tell Me Where All Past Years Are~
The boy grew taller. Stephanie's feelings for him deepened. She wept when he cried. She smiled when he laughed. She wanted to hold his hand. She longed to hear his voice. She wished she knew his name. She prayed he knew she was there. But still every time their eyes met, she woke up alone in her bed. Sometimes with a smile on her lips. Sometimes with tears on her face. The hopelessness of love made her sigh. The helplessness of love made her want to cry. And then one night, all of a sudden, she stopped dreaming of him. And instead this particular dream began...
She steps out of the elevator as the doors silently slide open at the 7th floor. And there he is waiting for her by his apartment door. He is now in his late 20s or early 30s, she can tell, and looks much stronger and more muscular. And black suits him. He gives her a barely there smile and softly says, "Babe,", and her heart skips a beat...
She woke up abruptly and started shaking with laughter and tears. She had finally, finally heard his voice after all these years. He could see her. He knew her. She loved his voice. And he called her "Babe". She was not crazy. She was not insane. He was real. He was no hallucination. He truly existed. And one day they would meet and become friends. She cried and laughed till dawn came. And 5 nights later, she was back in the very same dream. Something soft, warm, and extremely powerful filled her heart as she bravely locked her eyes with his. She then melted the moment she realized that she knew his name.
Ranger...Batman...Carlos...

Chapter 4: Ch3 Teach Me To Hear Mermaids Singing
Chapter 3
~Teach Me To Hear Mermaids Singing~
Stephanie lets out a sigh and gets out of her wobbling bed for her morning shower. She needs a new bed. She needs cash. She needs a new job and needs it fast. And maybe she needs a new life, too. She turns on the shower, but the always not hot enough water fails to wash away her worries and doubts. She has been waiting for her dream to come true for most of her life. Everyday of the past 10 years she woke up hoping this day would be the day she met the man in her dream. Every night of the past 10 years she went to bed disappointed. Still she keeps hoping. Still she keeps being disappointed. And now she's getting tired. She can't help starting having doubts. Does the man she's been so totally, hopelessly and helplessly in love with really exist? Is he real? Is he a dream? Or is he but a mad hallucination, a sad little trick her desperate loneliness played on her mind? If he's really out there somewhere under the same sky, where the Hell has he been all these years? Why hasn't he come to her? When will they finally meet each other? What will happen when they meet? What if things don't work out? What if he's already with someone else? What if he thinks she's not good enough?
Maybe it's time to give up. Maybe it's better to give up. But she knows she can't. Whenever she starts questioning herself, the dream returns that very night. And the next day she will wake up keeping on hoping and believing like she always does. Because it's too real to be a dream. Because she wants to believe. Because she loves him too much to give up hope.
They are always inside the elevator or his bright, spacious 7th floor apartment. They are both unsure and uncertain. They dance around each other. Their love and affection grow stronger. They give up pretending. They learn to be honest with themselves and each other. They start their life together. He puts the beautiful ring on her finger. She bursts into tears and tells him she's pregnant. They look at their child's first ultrasound picture together. They decide to call their son Carlos. He carries her out of the apartment door when her water breaks. They bring the little boy home. They watch him learn to crawl. They watch him learn to talk. They watch him learn to walk...
And then she will wake up from her perfect dream, all alone in a cold dark world, feeling terribly lonely and so, so afraid, and wishing she never ever has this dream. Stephanie closes her eyes, lets the lukewarm water wash away her tears, and wills herself to focus on the more pressing matters in reality. Today she will go to see her cousin Vinnie. They are not really close, but they are still family. And hopefully Vinnie will give her a job at his bonds office.

Chapter 5: Ch4 A Woman True And Fair
Chapter 4
~A Woman True And Fair~
Stephanie parks her faded red Volkswagen in front of Vinnie's bonds office and takes some time to smooth her hair and collect her thoughts. She knows she can probably find part-time jobs as waitress or cashier somewhere else, but she wants something long-term and stable. And maybe more challenging, she quietly adds. She needs a steady income, not boring routines. Besides, everybody knows it's harder for company owners to fire or let go of their relatives. Being laid off once is more than enough as far as Stephanie is concerned. She looks up at the dark foreboding sky and tries not to sigh. She hopes she can land a new job before it starts raining. She hates driving in rain. Especially when she's having windshield wiper problems. She gets out of her car and tells herself not to be nervous. She has a rough idea how bail bond agencies operate(thanks to Google), she's good at filing documents, and has perfect phone manners and basic computer skills. And just like everyone else in the Plum family, she knows all about Vinnie's biggest and darkest secret. She will uses it as a last resort.
11 minutes later, after one last look at Stephanie's stubborn and determined face, Vincent "Vinnie" Plum—a lean sly-looking man of average height and in his late 30s—finally caves in and decides to hire his cousin as the assistant to his office manager, Connie Rosolli. This is a charity position, truth be told. They don't really need an extra person in the bonds office. Business has been good but not that good, and Vinnie is anything but a charitable person. However, helping a family member in need will no doubt keep his nagging mother and grandmother off his back at least for a while, and he doesn't want his wife Lucille to find out about his...little adventures. God knows how much Vinnie wants people to leave him alone. He has been trying his best to be a perfect son and husband and boss for so long. He's so entitled to some peace and quiet—and fun, of course. Besides, he likes Stephanie. Well, sort of. Vinnie grudgingly admits.
Vinnie has no siblings and usually can't stand his relatives. But Stephanie is different from all their nosy, loud and gossiping aunts, uncles and cousins. She's quiet and polite, mostly keeps it to herself, and—unlike the rest of the Plums—seldom messes with other people's business. And though she didn't graduate from an Ivy League University and just recently got laid off from a not so promising job, Vinnie knows she's clever. And they are both the black sheeps of the family who drive their mothers crazy. Vinnie used to be a successful yet reckless bounty hunter and still hangs around with all kinds of wrong people, and his marriage to a famed local mobster's only daughter is no help to his already questionable reputation. Stephanie, on the other hand, is the strange girl who has never ever dated and, much to her mother's dismay, shows no interest in finding herself a husband. Maybe it's time for troublemakers to stick together and have each other's back, Vinnie thinks to himself, and paying his cousin just a little more than the minimum wage won't do too much harm to his bank account. And he'd love the see the horrified look on Aunt Helen's face when she hears the news.
"We can use an assistant—"Vinnie is abruptly silenced by a mean and threatening glare from Connie. A massive headache starts building behind his eyes and he silently sighs. He has no idea if this is a curse or a gift, but somehow he can always feel trouble coming.
Connie Rosolli, the slightly plump divorcée who thinks it's stupid to keep your ex-husband's last name, knows Vinnie Plum pretty well—maybe too well, she sometimes thinks—and enjoys bossing him around. She's from another local mob family and got her job as the office manager because her family are old friends with Vinnie's father-in-law Harry the Hammer, and Harry happens to be the one who gave Vinnie the money to start his business. Something has been nagging at the back of Connie's mind ever since Stephanie Plum stepped inside the door. Connie likes Stephanie. She went to high school with Stephanie's elder sister Valerie and heard all about this famous strange little girl. She knows Stephanie lives alone on her own and needs to find a job that pays more than the minimum wage, and somehow she also knows being an filing clerk and errand girl won't be challenging and...fulfilling enough for the younger woman. So she gives Stephanie a warm smile and asks, "Do you want to become a bounty hunter? It's more interesting, and it pays better."
Stephanie widens her eyes. Bounty hunter? She has never thought about becoming a bounty hunter. She knows nothing about being a bounty hunter. Isn't it too dangerous for women? She has never even watched Dog the Bounty Hunter, and she fell sound asleep while watching a rerun of Robert De Niro's Midnight Run just 2 days ago. She also remembers too well the disdain on her mother's and aunts' faces whenever they talk about Vinnie's choice of profession. But she knows she's already hooked by "more interesting" and "pays better". Her rent is due this weekend and she's running out of money. Beggars can't be choosers, a small rational voice sounds in her head, and what's life without a little risk? Stephanie thinks for a brief minute and makes her decision, and is about to ask Connie more about the job when she suddenly feels a slight tingling sensation on the back of her neck. The bonds office suddenly becomes very quiet, she notices, and Connie is staring at something behind Stephanie with a dreamy smile on her blushing face. Is Johnny Depp in Trenton shooting a new movie? Stephanie frowns and turns around, and looks straight into a face that is both familiar and strange.
Ranger. Carlos. The man in her dream. The man she's in love with. They finally, finally meet.

Chapter 6: Ch5 Things Invisible To See
Chapter 5
~Things Invisible To See~
Lightning flashes. Thunder roars. Rain drops fall. Stephanie locks her eyes with Ranger's. Time floats by. The universe stirs. And she can't tear her eyes away from the man she loves. If only she can reach out and grasp hold of his hand to feel his warmth. If only she can run her hand through his hair and marvels at its texture. This is not yet another dream, is it? She won't suddenly wake up all alone in her small lonely bed with tears on her face like she always does, will she? Does he know who she is? Does he ever dream of her? Does she look familiar to him? She loves the way he frowns. She loves the way he raises his brow. But she can't decipher the look in his dark brown eyes. What if he never dreams of her? What if he doesn't recognize her? What if he doesn't even like her? And how can you love someone so much that your heart hurts? She hears her own breathing. She hears her heart beating. She hears someone saying something in her ear. She feels a hand on her shoulder. She blinks, and blinks, and gapes at him. It's not a dream. Ranger doesn't disappear. He's still here. He's really here. He's standing right in front of her. And now he's looking straight into her soul. If only he knows who she is. If only he dreams of her, too. If only...if only...
Ranger doesn't know who this dazed and gaping woman is. She's not stunningly beautiful or extraordinarily attractive. She's plain but pretty, and looks cute when blushing. Something tells Ranger she's smarter than she looks. But does she know him? Why does she look at him like she has known him for all her life? He's intrigued by the desperate, raging emotions in her clear blue eloquent eyes. Longing. Pleading. Fear. Anxiety. Uncertainty. Loneliness. Sorrow. Hope. And something powerful, something deeper, something he can't decipher. He's used to people staring at him all the time, but none of them has looked at him as if they can't wait to bare their souls to him, or as if they believe they can trust him with their life. Ranger's lips twitch slightly. He wonders who this woman is. He doesn't even know her name, but he already likes her. Strange, isn't it?
"Stephanie!" Connie once again hisses Stephanie's name and shakes her gently, but still can't get any response.
Vinnie rubs his pounding temples for the last time and comes over to snap his fingers in front of Stephanie's face and finally wakes her from her stupor. Vinnie lets out a silent sigh as he sees the dreamy look in his cousin's eyes. He is a smart man. He recognizes trouble when it's staring at him right in the face with evil grin and unblinking eyes. He knows his mother, grandmother, and all the other female relatives are going to have a collective fit when they hear that he hires Stephanie as a bounty hunter. The only way to keep them from tearing him apart alive is to find Stephanie the best mentor ever, and luckily that very person is already here. Vinnie turns to Ranger and can't help but cringe inside. All favors come with a price. Hopefully this one won't cost him half his empire. And hopefully his somewhat innocent and naïve cousin won't end up with a shattered, broken heart...

Chapter 7: Ch6 An Honest Mind
Chapter 6
~An Honest Mind~
She knows him. She loves him. She trusts him. She believes in him. They grew up together. They build a life together. He is the father of her child. She is the woman he truly loves. He's calm but dangerous. He's brilliant and silent. He's brave, determined and courageous. He's so familiar. He's a total and complete stranger. She's suddenly unsure of everything. He doesn't know her. He doesn't recognize her. She can't even tell if he likes her. She only knows him in her dream. She has Googled his name a million times but found nothing. But she loves him still. How sad is it? What if he can't be hers? What if he won't love her back? What can she do? How can she live? She knows there are other things in life besides love. She knows she has other pressing and urgent matters at hand right now. She knows she has a life to live, rent to pay, food to buy, a mother to please, and windshield wiper problems to fix. She knows she's smart and independent. She knows she has it in her to stand on her own and go after her dreams. But now her dream is standing right in front of her, mocking her, teasing her, and daring her.
She knows she wants his love. She needs his trust. He has been such an important part of her life for all these years. And now he's finally here. He's real. He does exist. He's now inside Vinnie's office discussing business. And she can't live without him. She doesn't want to live without him. She has never ever wanted something or someone so much and so badly in her life before, and now the intensity of all her love and longing for him not only scares her, but also makes her wants him even more.
Seize the day. Live your life. Take the risk. You can't just stand aside and dream and cry. You may either win all or lose everything. But you have to give it a try. She bravely and calmly tells herself, and makes up her mind. She was brought up to stay away from danger and run away screaming when bad guys come near. But now she's ready to become a bounty hunter and run after all kinds of weirdos, criminals and crazies to make her living. Yes, her mother will faint upon hearing this. But she needs a job. She needs some cash. She needs to make something out of her life. She needs to spend as much time as possible with him. She needs to get to know the real him. She needs to make him love her. But will she succeed?
It's the right thing to do. So he agrees to help. He probably won't ask for anything in return as his payment, but he decides to keep Vinnie worry about the price of this favor. He never claims to be a nice person, does he? And you never know when a favor may come in handy. In this line of job, it's essential to be always prepared and ready. Both his grandmothers love My Fair Lady and still weep and giggle when watching the DVD. He kind of likes Audrey Hepburn, and something about Stephanie Plum—he still somewhat marvels that she and Vinnie are actually related—reminds him of the elegant and graceful actress. And he is curious. Is she really a smart and brave women who wants to pursuit an unconventional life and career? Is she ready and willing to take the risk and make the necessary change? Can she handle the pressure and stress? Can she deal with the danger and threats? Will she remain calm and focused? Or will she break down and burst into tears? Will she stick it out and try to get better? Or will she quit and find some normal job or someone decent to marry? Will she make him proud of her? Or will she make him regret his decision to take her under his wings?
Only time will tell.

Chapter 8: Ch7 Ten Thousand Days And Nights
Chapter 7
~Ten Thousand Days And Nights~
"Are you serious about being a bounty hunter?" With calm assessing eyes he holds the curly-haired blue-eyed woman captive. He likes the color of her eyes. They remind him of deep ocean and bright summer sky. So clear. So trusting. But a bit uncertain and hesitating as if she's afraid...or trying to hide something. From him? He wonders why. But he won't push her. He's never really the pushing kind, and everyone, he himself included, is entitled to have their own little dark secrets. And somehow he instinctively knows that he can trust Stephanie. She'll never be a threat to him or betray him. A man like him likes and trusts an unfamiliar woman, a basic stranger, Vincent Plum's out-of-job favorite cousin. Ranger almost smiles at the absurdity of it, but his eyes remain unrelenting. He wants to hear her answer. He wants to know more about her. He wants to know if she's the kind of woman he hopes she is. Besides, he likes her voice. Not raspy or hoarse. Not too sweet or high-pitched. Just clean and clear. Just the right kind of voice that he loves.
She tries her best, but still it's too hard not to stare. And it's so hard to concentrate. How can she think of the right answer to that question when he's sitting here right beside her looking just so perfect? She secretly sighs a longing sigh. Perfect body. Perfect hair. And yes, that oh my God so perfect face. If only he knows he's the man in her dream. If only he knows how much she loves him. She look into the depth of his beautiful midnight dark brown eyes and gets lost. The rain stopped moments before they left the bonds office to go after her first ever FTA, one of her childhood friends' loud chatty distant cousin. Her fake Chanel bag is now stuffed with the necessary paperwork, a pair of handcuffs, a fully-charged stun gun, a can of pepper spray, and a stainless steel brass knuckle, all courtesy of a reluctant Vinnie and a glaring Connie. She's pretty sure she caught a glimpse of genuine concern on Vinnie's face. She's glad Connie has faith in her. And she really, really likes Ranger's truck. Sleek. Black. Powerful. But quiet. Just like him. And somehow she knows that this car never ever has windshield wiper problems. She smiles and tells herself, and startles out of her reverie upon hearing the ever so familiar laughter of the man she loves.
"No, this car never ever has windshield wiper problems, babe."
Stephanie gapes and blushes instantly. And just like in her dream, Ranger's voice sounds even sexier when amused. She looks at those twinkling laughing eyes and her love for him deepens. All of a sudden she wants to tell him everything. She wants him to know the truth, the whole truth, everything and anything about the truth. She wants him to know she loves him. She needs him to know she can't live without him. She wants him to know that he is her anchor, he is her center, he is her strength, he is her power. She needs him to know that he is the reason she wakes up every morning, wipes away her tears, and gets on with her life. She needs him to know that he is the reason she holds on to the thinnest shred of hope and braves herself through all the disappointment and frustration over the years. But will she scare him away if she tells him about her dream? Will he think she's crazy, a pathetic lunatic? Will he kick her out of his truck and then his life? No, she can't let that happen. She can't afford to lose him now that she has finally found him.
Terror and sorrow grip her heart. The pain is too much to bear. She can't breathe. She can't think. She doesn't see his frown. She doesn't hear him calling her name. She doesn't know when he pulls over and stops the car. She doesn't know when he cups her face with both hands. She doesn't know when he unbuckles her seatbelt and pulls her into his arms. She weeps, and cries. Years and years of worry. Years and years of fear. Years and years of loneliness. Years and years of waiting. He's real. And now he's finally here. But he's so close, so near, but so distant and so, so far away. One wrong move and she will lose him. One wrong word and he will be gone forever. And she has no idea how she's going to face a future without him.
Something fierce but warm and soft grasps hold of Carlos Manoso's heart. He doesn't know why he cares so much about Stephanie Plum. He has just met her about 46 minutes ago, and now he's almost willing do anything, just about anything, to stop her tears. And there's something about her that's sweet, tender, and just...familiar? And he knows nearly nothing about her except some basic information. Without a word he holds her tight in his gentle arms. He doesn't do hasty and stupid things. He doesn't waste unnecessary energy. He loves his freedom. He wants no burden. He knows perfectly well that his lifestyle doesn't lend itself to relationships, and he's never into marriage and babies. But somehow he feels strangely attached to her. He wants her to be safe. He wants her to be happy. He wants her to be free. He wants her to be...
Ranger sighs a silent sigh. It's not the first time he encounters one of life's great mysteries. He will solve it like he always does. He's sure of it. A small yet dazzling smile creeps on the corner of his perfect lips as Stephanie tightens her arms around him. And no, he's not complaining.

Chapter 9: Ch8 Strange Wonders That Befell Thee
Chapter 8
~Strange Wonders That Befell Thee~
Her sobs cease. Her tears stop. Gentle, strong and assuring. His embrace is so familiar. Just as she remembers. She marvels at this strange calming effect he has on her, but soon starts feeling awkward and embarrassed. What kind of crazy woman will throw herself at a man she has just met and cry like an idiot? What will Ranger think of her? Strange? Unstable? Weird? Disturbed? Nuts? Or something even worse? She hasn't answered his question yet, she suddenly remembers, and now she really, really needs to blow her nose. She knows she needs to peel herself away from Ranger as soon as possible. It is bad enough that she dampened his shirt with her tears. She would rather die than pollute it further with her snot. But she just can't make herself let go. She wants to stay like this...just a little longer...as long as time allows...as long as possible...forever. Who knows when she will be able to be wrapped in his arms again?
Stephanie is perfectly clear that this Ranger is not exactly the same man in her dream. He's still a total stranger to her in reality. She desperately wants her dream to come true, but she honestly has no idea what will happen between them in the future. She may lose him if she doesn't try hard enough. She may scare him away if she tries too hard. She's now caught between reality and dream. And she really hates this helpless feeling. She always hoped he would recognize her right away when they finally met. She always prayed he would cup her face in his hands and tell her he had been waiting for her for all his life. She always wished they would start their life together immediately and live happily ever after just like in fairy tales. However, she has known all along things might not work out like she imagined...
Besides, she's afraid to let Ranger see her face right now. Stephanie shakes off the unpleasant thoughts and wills herself to focus on the task at hand. She knows she's never stunningly beautiful or extremely attractive to begin with, and she'll only look worse after all this crying. Her eyes will be all puffy and swollen. Her nose will be redder than Rudolph's. And not to mention she doesn't know what to say if Ranger asks what's wrong with her...
"PMS?"
Ranger casually and lazily asks and keeps his blank face firmly in place when Stephanie looks up and gapes at him. He takes out a small pack of Kleenex and places it in her hand. He grew up with 4 sisters and too many female cousins. He knows it for a fact that no woman ever looks pretty after crying her heart out, and Stephanie Plum is no exception. He sits there in silence watching all kinds of emotions fly through her widened blue eyes in the following 8 seconds. Embarrassment. Indignity. Disbelief. Wonder. Amusement. And, finally, relief. She puts herself back together and moves back to the passenger seat to blow her nose and dry her face as her mood suddenly lightens. Ranger starts the truck and pulls away from the curb. Neither of them breaks the comfortable silence. They soon arrive at her skip's home.
"I'm serious about being a bounty hunter." Stephanie turns to face Ranger and softly says. She knows he's still waiting for her answer. And just as they both know she was not crying because of PMS, they both know she's telling the truth. Her voice is a bit shaky from her crying, but her determination and resolution are apparent. Her heart then stops for a whole second and nearly melts when Ranger gives her an almost invisible yet powerful smile.
"Good to know." He sounds like he's pleased by her answer, and somehow it makes her happy and proud of herself.
37 minutes later, Stephanie waves goodbye to Justin Johnny Wayne, the friendly and talkative first-time indecent exposure offender. They've known each other since they were both 5th graders, and JJ apologized for forgetting all about his court date and gave her no trouble at all. Stephanie is relieved that Vinnie is on the way here to bail him out again. She has just earned the easiest 500 dollars in her life and didn't do anything wrong, but she simply can't help feeling a little bit guilty. She exhales a small sigh. Ranger has some business to attend to and it may take a while, and she already misses him...
A hand darts out of nowhere and lands on Stephanie's shoulder. She jumps and screams and by instinct swings her bag at the attacker, hits him right in the head and knocks him down cold. The whole office falls silent. Officers, detectives and detainees turn their heads. Some of them jump up and come toward her. Some of them stare and gape. Some of them frown in confusion and then give a bark of laughter the moment they recognize the groaning man. An extremely unpleasant cold shiver runs down Stephanie's spine as she realizes she knows her attacker. She immediately feels sick.
Joe Morelli.

Chapter 10: Ch9 Who Cleft The Devil's Foot
Chapter 9
~Who Cleft The Devil's Foot~
Unpleasant memories flood back to Stephanie the moment she looks down at the motionless man on the floor. Joe Morelli. The notorious neighborhood bad boy who lived four blocks away down the street from her childhood home. The infamous womanizer who used to write obscene poems about all the girls he conquered on public bathroom walls. The youngest son of a local Italian family that produces a long line of mean drunkards, wife-beaters and cheaters. The sly boy who tried to lure Stephanie into his father neglected garage on a hot summer day when she was but 6. The smug 18-year-old young man who tried to make her yield herself to him inside Tasty Bakery one evening 10 years later. Stephanie recalls their two encounters clearly. She turned and ran as fast as she could back into the safety of her home that hot summer day and immediately threw up. Both her parents weren't home. Valerie, her 11-year-old elder sister, then gathered her friends and beat Joe Morelli up. And somehow the nervous and frightened 16-year-old Stephanie bravely grabbed hold of a broom, swung it and hit a leering Morelli right in his face as he started advancing on her. Old Mrs. Caraway, the owner of Tasty Bakery, came out of the storage room upon hearing the noise and was about to call the police when he ran out of the store without a backward glance. Morelli left to join the Navy at the first ray of dawn the next morning. And Stephanie hasn't seen him again. Until now.
Stephanie takes a deep breath to calm herself and tries hard not to throw up in public as she remembers Joe Morelli's touch on her shoulder. Most people will not hesitate to describe this dark-haired and olive-skinned man as handsome. And though he does have the classic Italian facial features and a lean muscular body, the way he looks at Stephanie always makes her so nauseous that she so wants to claw out those deep brown eyes and flush them down the nearest toilet. She can't help wondering what Joe Morelli is doing here at the police station. A suspect of a crime? Or a newly released detainee? Hopefully they won't cross paths ever again in the future.
"Stephanie, are you alright?"
She looks up into her good friend and cousin-in-law Eddie Gazarra's face, gives him a tight smile and a small nod. She knows she must look like Hell right now. Puffy eyes, reddened nose and a ghost-pale face, the 3 main element of a perfect "crazy—if not ugly—woman" look. But she believes good old Eddie, a proud member of Trenton's Finest, is quite used to it now. He's been married to her cousin Shirley-the-Whiner for almost 8 years. And everyone in the family knows what Shirley looks like when she gets out of bed in the morning.
"What brings you here, Stephanie?" Carl Costanza, another friend of hers and another member of TPD, casually toes Morelli with his shoe and mischievously grins as the unmoving man remains unconscious. "Are you here to deliver the surprise welcome gift to Detective Morelli, newly transferred—or rather kicked out by LAPD as rumour has it?"
Stephanie gapes at her two smiling friends and feels faint. Joe Morelli? A police detective? Is this a joke or something? The semi-criminal who himself is a danger and threat to the society is going to upholding the law? To serve the people? To protect the public? Just when she becomes a bounty hunter?
What the Hell?

Chapter 11: Ch10 Strange Wonders
Chapter 10
~Strange Wonders~
Both Eddie's and Carl's eyes and grins widen and grow mischievous. The Plums are indeed a big fun family, and life is never boring with them around. They like Stephanie. The three of them have been good friends since they were little kids, and they know how Helen Plum will take the news of Stephanie's becoming a bounty hunter. Vinnie is going to be in a Hell of troubles, and they can't wait for the chaos to erupt. Life as a Trenton uniform police officer can be frustrating and depressing at times. They both can really use some laugh. And the limp body of the still breathing but unconscious Joe Morelli has already made them feel much better. However, they can't help feeling a bit worried for Stephanie. She may be clever and brave and has very good instincts, but she's not exactly the strong-woman type, and she knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about martial arts and weapons. Being a bounty hunter is tough and risky business. It not only requires proper training, preparation and good luck, but also demands undaunted courage to face all kinds of criminals and psychos. They know she's in need of a job and always wants something different for her life, but they really don't want to see her put herself in danger's way and get hurt.
"Did Vinnie get someone to coach you?"
The concern in Eddie's voice brings a smile to Stephanie's face. Connie has whispered in awe that Ranger is more than probably the best bounty hunter on the whole East Coast, and Stephanie, of course, has no doubt about that. She's about to answer the question when she feels the tingle the on the back of her neck. She turns and finds Ranger looking at her from the other side of the room with his brow slightly raised. Her breath catches in her throat. Her cheeks blush. Something warm and soft and tender fills her heart and makes her want to twirl and dance. And she forgets the world around her completely. She has never ever been so happy to see someone in her life. She just wants this moment to last. She just wants to lose herself in his eyes till the end of time...
Stephanie's two friends sees her smile deepen and turn dreamy. They frown in confusion and follow her gaze and sees Ranger, and immediately feel greatly relieved. Vinnie Plum may be a sly bastard, but he does take care of his family. And he has found Stephanie the best mentor ever. They both know Ranger. The whole TPD knows Ranger. And most important of all, Stark Street knows Ranger. Stephanie will be safe with Ranger watching her back and looking after her. They exchange a meaningful smile and shake their heads as Stephanie starts walking toward Ranger without saying goodbye, and go back to work. Neither the two of them remembers the man lying on the cold hard floor. And even if they did hear his moaning, they didn't bother to check on him. They have heard all kinds of ugly stories about the late Mr. Morelli's old garage. And they flat-out hate child molesters.

Chapter 12: Ch11 Such A Pilgrimage Were Sweet
Chapter 11
~Such A Pilgrimage Were Sweet~
Stephanie lies in bed thinking about the day's events. It's well past midnight now. She has tried, but just couldn't sleep. She's tired but happy. Her first day at work was a success. She brought in all her 3 FTAs in under 4 hours, with Ranger's help. She has food in her refrigerator and kitchen cabinets. Her rent money is ready. Her car still has windshield wiper problems, but she now has Ranger's cell phone number on speed dial and a Smith & Wesson .38 he chose for her inside her bag. She didn't want Ranger to go, but she had no choice but to stand there on the pavement and watch him leave. Now that they have finally met, she wonders if she will stop dreaming of him. She hopes not. Desperately. She still remembers the warmth of his hard, muscular body when he taught her how to shoot her gun in the gun range. She's still grateful he didn't ask her why she cried. And she can't forget the small smile on his face when she whooped and danced with the 3 checks in her hands inside the bonds office. She hopes he doesn't dislike her. She hopes he doesn't think of her as an unpleasant burden. She wants to be smart. She wants to be tough. She wants to be good enough for him. She wants him to like her, to love her as she is. Maybe she's being wistful and greedy. But she can't help it. She's in love. And she wants and needs the man she loves to love her back.
She knows there is a difference between reality and dream. She knows someday she will have enough courage to tell Ranger that she has been dreaming of him and loving him for years. But right now she has no idea what to say. And she really doesn't want him to think of her as a pathetic delusional lunatic. Someday, someday when the time is right, she will know what to say and what to do. And she prays Ranger will want to be with her whether he believes her or not. She yawns and closes her eyes. Her mother hasn't called, but it's just a matter of time. And that's the least of Stephanie's worries now. She and her mother usually don't see eye to eye, but the both of them have found a way to live with that. And Grandma Mazur has successfully distracted Helen's attention from Stephanie with all kinds of adventures and mischiefs. Stephanie smiles and somehow remembers the scent and heat coming from Ranger's body when he held her tight in his arms. Clean and refreshing. Powerful, gentle, and assuring...
Gradually Stephanie falls asleep, totally unaware of the tall dark man standing in a shadowed corner of the parking lot looking up at her apartment window with his fists and teeth clenched. Anger and lust radiate off him. He hasn't seen her in years. He doesn't know why he is so obsessed with her and wants her this badly. He thinks about going into the shabby old building, breaking down her door and making her his. He lets out an alcohol-filled breath and decides against it. He can't afford to draw unnecessary attention to himself. He's just back in town. And he's already in too much trouble now. He staggers a bit and takes his leave. One day, one day Stephanie Plum, his prized Cupcake, will finally be his.
From across the street Ranger sits behind the wheel of his sleek black truck watching Joe Morelli's battered dark SUV disappear out of sight. He hasn't met the new police detective in person but has heard plenty about him. And he doesn't like what he heard. He doesn't know what made him leave the unconscious, cuffed and chained high bond FTA to Tank—the 6-5 and 285 pound ebony man-mountain of a loyal friend who watches his back—and drive across Trenton to be here. He's glad he listened to his instincts. He's glad nothing happened. His life style doesn't lend itself to relationships, but he really likes Stephanie. And somehow he simply wants to keep her safe. And make her smile.
Inside the small tidy bedroom, Stephanie Plum sleeps on peacefully and smiles as the man she loves wraps her in his arms and says, "Babe."

Chapter 13: Ch12 When The Roads Meet
Chapter 12
~When The Roads Meet~
It's well past midnight but Lula Washington can not sleep. She had fruit salad and a large tomato and cheese pizza for dinner and a family pack of ice cream for dessert. But that was hours ago and now she's hungry again. She can't help it. She's always hungry when nervous, frustrated or worried and scared. And it's not everyday that she faces death threat. She sits up in her bed and wonders if there's anything to eat in the fridge. She knows she should go to the small kitchen and take a look, but she doesn't want Santos, the muscular badass-looking Latino, to think she's gluttonous. Yeah, she's hiding from a bunch of nasty mobsters who can't wait to chop her up and feed her to the fish, and now she's having a crush on one of her own bodyguards. Just like Whitney and Kevin Costner in that movie. Ain't it romantic?
Lula rolls her eyes at herself and orders her growling stomach to shut up. She's a 28-year-old 5' 4" plus-size grown-up woman. She has tried all kinds of diet methods and is thus no stranger to hunger. Besides, she came from a troubled family and had a tough life, and she used to go to bed with an empty stomach on a regular basis when she was young. People usually don't think too much of those who grew up in poverty and dropped out of high school. But Lula's smart—way smarter than people think—and is determined to make something out of her life. She works hard and tries her best to stay out of trouble. And she almost never gives in to temptations. She has seen and heard of too many tragedies, and the last thing she wants is to end up like her own mother. Lula wipes away a run-away tear. She never really wants to know who her father is, and thinking of her mother always makes her sad. And it was not her fault that she became a key witness to a crime. She was at the right place at the right time, but the stupid mobsters had to barge in and commit a crime within her eyesight. And who knows her rat bastard of a co-worker would sell her out without blinking or thinking?
Lula dries her eyes and blows her nose. Great, now she's all sad and still hungry, and she's pretty sure Santos is not interested in a relationship with her. Guys like that always prefer size 8 women. Always. Lula can feel her tears coming back. She wishes she knows why her life has to be such a bitch. She looks up in surprise as a knock comes from her door and can't help smiling as Brown, her other bodyguard, tells her the midnight snack is ready. 5 minutes later, Lula makes a decision, braces herself and reaches for her second slice of Shorty's Pizza Margherita. It's extremely unlikely that her luck with men will suddenly turn in her favor after all these years. And everybody will be happier if she stays true to her own self instead of pretending to be someone she is not just to please or impress a man.
Across the dining table Santos grins. He's a hot-blooded, fun-loving and danger-seeking Latino through and through. He pledged his friendship and loyalty to Ranger years ago when the tall dark quiet second generation Cuban-American risked himself to save his life, and he enjoys working with and for Ranger. He flat-out loves smart women with healthy appetite, and he will do all he can to keep Lula safe from those mobsters and that corrupt cop.

Chapter 14: Ch13 Where The Day Flows
Chapter 13
~Where The Day Flows~
Helen Plum wakes up at the first dim ray of dawn. She lies in bed listening to the noises of early morning and thinks of the busy day ahead of her. Friday. Pot roast. Gravy. Mashed potatoes. Chocolate chip cookies. The exotic fruit salad she's just learned from Jamie Oliver's cooking show. And a golden moist pineapple upside-down cake to lure Stephanie home. Helen reminds herself and silently sighs as she gets out of bed for a shower. Will there be a day when she can stop worrying about her younger daughter? She really has no idea.
Like a lot of women of her generation, Helen is a somewhat traditional women who enjoys cooking, baking and taking care of her family, and she can't help caring about other people's opinions. She keeps her home tidy and her front lawn trimmed. She's always friendly, helpful and polite to all her neighbors.
Except for the Morellis.
Helen goes downstairs and starts the coffee. She's not on speaking terms with any of the Morellis. She doesn't even nod or recognize their presence when she runs into them in the church or the bakery. She and every mother in this neighborhood know all about the Morellis. A family of notorious drunkards, wife-beaters and cheaters. A family of pathetic women who are helplessly and hopelessly addicted to being abused. And the family that produced the little monster who tried to take advantage of her Stephanie.
She thins her lips and tries her best to suppress the sudden anger. She is a forgiving woman by nature, but no mother will ever get over that kind of ugly deeds. Besides, Angie Morelli has never once apologized for her son's behaviors. And Helen and the rest of the universe know too well the distinctions between "innocent curiosity" and "molestation", as well as "attempted rape" and "saying goodbye". She thinks of those less fortunate mothers' and their daughters' tears. She says a silent prayer and takes a deep breath. She's grateful and relieved that Stephanie didn't fall victim to that little rat bastard Joe Morelli.
Now if only her stubborn younger child can find herself a nice young man and settle down...

Chapter 15: Ch14 As Your Heart Chose
Chapter 14
~As Your Heart Chose~
The tall pale 43-year-old bachelor who was arrested for indecent exposure missed his court date. It wasn't his fault, really. He'd had a very bad day the previous day and simply didn't want to get out of bed, so he chose to stay home and cried all day. He doesn't have many friends. He doesn't like his current job. He doesn't like his lonely life. And he doesn't like cops, judges and all his neighbors. He especially dislikes those who have a big bright shining smile. He always feels they are mocking him for his joke of an existence. He knows he's a failure and loser in many people's—and yes, his own—eyes, but still he has his dreams, pride and human rights. He refused to be ridiculed and be laughed at.
However, he's caught in a predicament at this moment. He knows he should slam the door in the young woman's face and lock her out. But somehow he just can't turn away from those clear blue eyes. And he can't help smiling back as she explains in a cheerful tone why she is here. She's not stunningly beautiful or extremely attractive or anything, but he likes her friendly smile and pleasant voice. He knows she means him no harm or disrespect. She's just doing her job. And he can accept that.
So Sally Sweet nods his consent and lets her drive him to the police station. His old friend Vinnie Plum will meet them there to bail him out again. Sally feels his eyes starting twitching and tries hard not to sigh or ask, "Are we there yet?" like a 5-year-old child. This old red Volkswagen is a sturdy car, but there's something wrong with the windshield wiper that makes him want to scream in vexation till the squeaky noise stops.
Stephanie smiles a happy smile. It's such a beautiful morning. The weather is just perfect. She feels like singing a song and dancing along. She's bringing in her FTA all by herself for the very first time. Thankfully Sally Sweet, the 6' 5", 200 pound drag queen, is a reasonable person. She's glad she didn't have to use her pepper spray or stun gun on him, and she's thrilled that she actually remembers all the tricks and tips Ranger taught her. She will have enough money to buy more grocery and fix her windshield wiper when she gets the check, and her mother still hasn't called. Yay.
The sleek black SUV follows Stephanie's car all the way to TPD discreetly. The tall muscular driver watches Stephanie and Sally Sweet enter the building. 15 minutes later, Stephanie waves goodbye to one of her cop friends, gets in her car and drives away. The man nicknamed Tank picks up his cell phone and informs Ranger his apprentice has accomplished the task.

Chapter 16: Ch15 They Say The Sky High Above Is Cari
Chapter 15
~They Say The Sky High Above Is Caribbean Blue~
The Blackberry in Stephanie's bag starts to ring as she reaches for the check in Connie's hand. Her smile falters as she winces and cringes. It's her mother. She can recognize the ring tone anywhere. She fishes out her cell phone and summons her courage. She's not afraid of her mother. She loves her mother. She's just not always comfortable with their conversation. She knows she's not as smart and perfect as her elder sister- nobody will ever be as smart and perfect as Val-but still she hopes her mother can stop worrying all the time and treat her like a grown woman. She's no longer a little girl. She earns her own living and makes her own decisions. She has found herself a new job and she's actually making money. Stephanie looks at the ringing phone and squares her shoulders. Maybe she can convince her mother that being a bounty hunter is not such a bad thing.
"Stephanie, this is your father." Frank Plum smiles into the phone as he hears his younger daughter not so secretly exhale a sigh of surprise and relief. He's an average height(but a little overweight and partly bald)man in his late 50s. He's not a man of many words. He spent some time in the Army, worked in the post office for many years, retired, and became a part-time cab driver not so long ago. He's always been a cautious and practical man. He didn't really need the money. He just didn't want to sit in front of the TV doing nothing with so much time in his hands. Besides, his wife needs her own time and space. He knows his daughter loves and needs her independence, but he also understands why his wife worries so much about Stephanie. He remembers too clearly Helen's rage and fear when she learned their younger child had nearly fallen victim to that nasty boy. Hell, it took everything in him to fight the urge to grab his gun and hunt down that little bastard. Trust the Navy to take in a piece of garbage like that. Frank rolls his eyes at the unpleasant memory and concentrates back on the task at hand. "Come over for dinner tonight. We are having mashed potatoes and gravy. And your mother baked you a cake."
A pineapple upside down cake. Your favorite cake. Perfectly baked. Your mother and I love you very much, child. Are you doing alright? We haven't seen or heard from you for a while. And we are both worried. Stephanie listens to her father's unsaid words and blinks back her sudden tears. All her childhood memories rush back to her and make her feel like a small child again. Her father's muscular, strong arms and the smile on his face when he lifted her into the air. The familiar, sweet fragrance of her mother's perfume when she held Stephanie tight in an embrace. Protected. And loved.
"Okay." Stephanie finally manages to say, her voice a tiny whisper. And she can't help but gape and feel faint when her grandma takes the phone from Frank's hand and happily asks, "How do you like being a bounty hunter, dear? Did you get to shoot anyone? Will you meet Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife? Your mother and I want to know all the details!"
Oh boy.

Chapter 17: Ch16 If Every Man Says All He Can
Chapter 16
~If Every Man Says All He Can~
"Vincenzo! How could you?" Vinnie Plum's eyes start to twitch the moment his mother's shrill shaking voice tears through his brain like a merciless sword. "Bounty hunter? What were you thinking? Did you want to get Stephanie Killed? Stop this nonsense now! It is too dangerous! What if something happens to Stephanie? What am I going to tell your poor Grandmother? What am I going to tell your poor Uncle Frank? What will people say? What will your poor Aunt Helen think?"
No good deed ever goes unpunished. Vinnie places a hand over his eyes and half-heartedly tells himself as his upset mother keeps going on and on and on. And on. Yes, both his poor father and grandfather—God rest their souls in peace—will definitely be turning in their graves right now. Yes, it's bad enough that everyone in Trenton believes he's a notorious cold-blooded calculating thug. Yes, he and Lucille should try harder to give his mother and father-in-law a grandchild. They are both healthy and still relatively young. They still have the chance. They still have time...Great. Vinnie blows a silent sigh. The ever so familiar killer headache has returned to haunt him. Again.

No. I can't do this alone. Stephanie shudders at the thought of going through the world famous Helen Plum Inquisition all by herself and quickly decides. She wishes Val is here. Val may be bossy and hot-tempered, but she always has a way with their mother. And Stephanie's two nieces, Angie and Mary Alice, will be the perfect distraction. Maybe she can find an excuse and skip dinner...but she has already promised her father. Besides, the perfectly baked golden super moist pineapple upside down cake is calling her name. Stephanie sighs. She has no other choice. She will have to find a companion tonight. To serve as a human shield...Vinnie? Nope, the sight of Vinnie will only enrage her mother more. And she can't drag Connie into this. She likes Connie. It won't be fair...
All of a sudden the now familiar tingling sensation on the back of Stephanie neck catches her attention. Slowly she raises her head and looks straight into Ranger's dark brown eyes. She locks eyes with him for a long minute and bravely smiles.
She has found her Savior. Yay.

Chapter 18: Ch17 If All You Dreamed Was New
Chapter 17
~If All You Dreamed Was New~
Ranger looks into Stephanie's clear and wild blue eyes and almost smiles. He can see all the invisible little wheels and gears turning frantically in her head. She's planning something. Something crazy, perhaps. He raises a brow at her and patiently waits. He's now curious(and maybe a little fascinated). Once again he wonders why he likes and cares about her this much. He's glad she has enough courage and determination to choose a very different path. He's glad she's a smart and clever student who pays attention. He's glad she was able to bring in a 6' 5" and 200 pound FTA all by herself. He's glad she didn't have to use her gun or cuffs. But he can't help wondering if it was the right and wise decision. Being a bounty hunter is not easy and can be dangerous, especially in this part of the country where every harmless granny has a Colt .45 or a Glock 19 in her little floral purse. A part of him wants her to triumph and succeed. A part of him wants her to stay away from all kinds of weirdos, sickos and criminals and be safe. A part of him wants her to become strong and tough. A part of him wants her to remain innocent and sweet. And a part of him wants to trace a finger along her hairline and tuck a stray wild curl behind her ear...
He locks eyes with Stephanie and accepts the invitation when she finally gathers enough courage to invite him to dinner at her parents' house. Connie chokes on her cherry Coke behind her desk. Vinnie throws his office door open and stares. And Stephanie just keeps on looking straight into his eyes as if mesmerized. He reaches out a hand, traces his index finger along her hairline and tucks an escaped curl behind her ear and smiles his rare full-on smile as she slowly blinks and drifts back to reality. He has business to attend to in the afternoon. He will pick her up at her apartment at 5:30. His finger tip lingers on her blushing face for a brief minute and then he turns and leaves.
He's looking forward to meeting her family.
Connie stops coughing and fans herself. Vinnie opens his mouth several times as if he's trying to say something but eventually gives up. Stephanie puts her hand to her face and with shining dreamy eyes watches the black truck drive away. She can still feels the warmth of Ranger's finger. She can still see his Million Dollar smile. They are going to have dinner together. He will pick her up at her apartment. And he's going to meet her parents and grandmother. Stephanie's eyes widen in sudden panic. They will want to know everything— EVERYTHING—about Ranger...
Joe Morelli carefully hides himself in a shadowed corner and listens in to several senior detectives' conversation. His lips curl up upon hearing the familiar name of the woman he's been looking for. He's here on a mission. He made a stupid mistake back in LA. But thanks to Terry Grizolli, his high school sweetheart and on-and-off girlfriend, he has been given a second chance. He will try all he can to resurrect his career and reputation. He won't be a failure like his drunkard of a father. He won't be a disappointment like his elder brother. He'll help Terry's loser of a cousin get away with murder. He's going to get rid of Lula Washington, the sole eye-witness of a triple murder committed by committed by the mafia don Vito Grizolli's heir and only son.
Joe Morelli smiles to himself. He will accomplish his mission. He will have a life of success and luxury. He's still not sure where he and Terry stand with each other, but he's definitely going to have some fun with the cute and sweet rookie bounty hunter: his precious Cupcake. Stephanie Plum.
Yum.

Chapter 19: Ch18 As Your Heart Chose
Chapter 18
~As Your Heart Chose~
Angie Morelli feels ashamed. She's afraid of her son. Her favorite child. Her youger son. Her own flesh and blood. Whenever she looks up into that handsome face, she spots the unpredictable scheming dangerous beast lurking behind those chocolate-colored eyes. She has no idea what went wrong. Life as a Morelli woman was never easy. She more than often cried herself to sleep with different bruises. And Joseph was such a smart and darling child. Angie always had a soft spot for him in her tattered heart. His bright beautiful smile got him out of trouble every time. He was just a playful kid. He never meant to hurt anyone. She always believed. Then everything changed so suddenly. He learned to lure little girls into his father's garage. He learned to hang out with the wrong kind of boys. He sweet-talked teenage girls into yielding themselves to him. He wrote unspeakable things about them on public bathroom walls. He got kicked out of the football team. He was turned down by the baseball team. He met and started dating that Terry Grizolli. He broke up with Terry. He crawled back to Terry. And one night he tried to force himself upon Stephanie Plum. He ran away to join the Navy the next morning and never went home. Until now.
Angie places a hand over her aching heart. Joseph is coming over for dinner tonight. He is no longer the bad boy he once was. He has grown up. He has matured. He has changed. He's now a police detective. He has has sworn to serve and protect. And he chose to leave LAPD so that he could come home to be near his family and take care of her and his aging grandmother. He now has a scar on his brow. He now has a tattoo on his chest. He now has a very respectable job. He now has a steady income. He now has an apartment in a new building. He's ready to settle down and start a family. He's in search of a wife and can't wait to have babies. He still has his dazzling charming smile. But Angie knows something isn't right. It's a mother's instincts. And somehow she can't put her finger on it. She only knows Joseph is planning something. Something unthinkable. Something dark. Something scary. It frightens her—the coldness and cruelty in Joseph's eyes creep her out and scare her to death. And now she can't help feeling worried and ashamed of herself. She's afraid of her own child. All because she failed to raise him to be a decent man.
Helen Plum checks the oven. The chocolate chip cookies are perfect. Just as always. She sits down at the dining table, stirs milk into her tea and rehearses her carefully worded..."talk". She's not the kind of mother who will close her eyes and pretends everything is fine and peachy. But she also doesn't want to upset her stubborn younger daughter. She knows Stephanie is different. She knows Stephanie doesn't want to be normal. But sometimes a life of peace and quiet is safer and happier than a life of excitement and adventure. And no, there's nothing wrong to be a down-to-earth and sensible woman. Look at her. Look at Valerie. Look at—no, don't look at her mother. Please.
Stephanie takes a bath and washes her hair. Stephanie tries on all her shoes and clothes. Stephanie checks herself in the mirror once again. Stephanie sits on her couch and anxiously waits. Stephanie jumps up from the couch and goes check herself in the mirror yet again. Stephanie stares at her clock. Stephanie smoothes her hair. Stephanie smoothes her dress. Stephanie sips her water. Stephanie is beyond nervous. Stephanie has to use the bathroom again. Again. And again. She bites her lips. She holds her breath. She hears the now familiar sound of the engine of the truck. Her eyes widen in fear and worry and happiness and anticipation. Then from the door comes a knock. She almost faints in dread and excitement.
Ranger is here.

Chapter 20: Ch19 If Every Man Is True
Chapter 19
~If Every Man Is True~
He parks his truck near the entrance of the old, modest, but study-looking building. His eyes fall on the spot where Morelli stood in the shadow staring up at Stephanie's window. He frowns slightly. They haven't had enough solid proof, but they are certain the cop is working for Vito Grizolli. His West Coast contacts will get back to Tank with more information. Santos and Brown have already moved the witness to another location out of precaution. It's tricky to deal with corrupt law enforcement agents and the mob at the same time. They don't want any unexpected and unpleasant surprise. He gets out of his truck and spots Stephanie's faded red Volkswagen. And the fire escape leading to his wild-haired, blue-eyed apprentice's second-floor apartment makes him feel a little concerned.
He enters the building and as usual takes the stairs. The hallway is surprisingly clean, bright and airy. He can smell the scent of freshly baked chocolate chips cookies and hear the sound of radio and TV coming from behind closed doors. The peaceful and easy atmosphere reminds him of his childhood home: the small, overcrowded rented apartment where his whole family lived. He raises his brow a fraction and nearly smiles when Stephanie opens the door at the first knock. She's a little out of breath and looks cute with her wild unruly hair pulled back into a high ponytail. He likes the pale ocean blue and creamy white summer dress she's wearing. It brings out the color of her eyes. And once again the longing in her trusting eyes makes him want to kiss her gently and tenderly on her slightly parted lips.
Silence embraces the world around them as he holds her in his gaze. She finally blinks and blushes and invites him in. He casts a long glance at the locks and security chain on the steel front door. They are relatively new and seems safe enough. But still he has to do something to ensure Stephanie's safety. No lock in this world can stop a truly determined intruder. And Joe Morelli doesn't look like the kind of person who will simply give up and go away quietly. He takes a casual look around. Her apartment is small but tidy. Everything looks plain and comfortable. Nothing is posh or expensive. A small smile escapes onto Ranger's lips. And the kitchen is spotlessly clean—a sure sign of almost never being used. Or of a most diligent and restless house cleaner.
They leave for her parents' at 5:36. Stephanie braves, or rather steals, another glance at Ranger and silently lets out a tiny sigh. Black shirt. Black belt. Black pants. Black boots. And almost black hair and eyes. The man she loves looks like sin in all these different shades of black. She's glad he doesn't like to talk when he's driving. She needs some time to clear her head and collect herself. For a blissful moment she thought he was going to kiss her when she opened the door. She almost died of disappointment when he didn't. And now no matter how hard she tries to distract herself, she can't stop wanting to taste his lips. She thinks of her dreams. She recalls the power of his warm embrace and the feel of his hard muscular body. She subconsciously lets out another sigh.
How can you love someone so deeply?
Soon the shining black truck pulls over and parks on the curb outside her parents' house. She looks out of the window and in lightning speed reality sets in and grins. The butterflies in her stomach start to soar and fly. Both her parents and her grandmother are standing on the front porch with wide, surprised eyes. She's pretty sure all the peeping neighbors are openly staring. This is the very first time she invites someone—a man, to be exact—home for dinner, she suddenly remembers and becomes nervous. She gives Ranger a shaky smile when he leans over and undoes her seat belt. She wishes she can find a way to absorb his coolness and calmness. She desperately hopes her eyes are not twitching. God, what was she thinking? She knows for a fact her notoriously curious and straightforward grandmother is going to bomb Ranger with all kinds of outrageously improper questions. And her polite but stern mother will most definitely stand her ground and insist to know everything about their...relationship. And her father...her father...
"So this is the lion's den."
Stephanie jumps but luckily doesn't squeak when Ranger's soft and amused voice snaps her panic thoughts. She can't speak or make a sound. She looks into his smiling eyes and slowly swallows and nods. Maybe she'd better start praying. She bites her lips and frantically thinks. Maybe somehow miraculously her prayer will be answered and her wish granted. Maybe her mom and Grandma will restrain themselves. Maybe they won't scare him off. Maybe one day, someday, they will become a happy big family and she will be wearing his ring. But she will have to take the first and hardest step.
"My mother makes the best pineapple upside-down cake in the world." She utters the first thing that came into her mind and almost moans as Ranger's smile deepens right in front of her unblinking eyes. He gets out of the truck, opens the door and helps her out. His hand lingers at the small of her back as they walk up to the house. Its warmth helps calm her down. It's just a family dinner. It's no big deal. And it's not like her family is crazy or anything. Really. She swears.
Helen Plum, the ever so perfect lady of the house, soon regains her composure and puts on a smile as Frank shakes hands with Stephanie's friend. Accommodating an unexpected guest has never been a challenge for her(A perk of living with her...unpredictable mother, as a matter of fact). And something—a mother's instinct, maybe—tells her this young man means a lot to Stephanie. Well, he sure is very polite and nice-looking. Helen thinks to herself and goes back into the dining room to set out an extra plate. She unwraps the wine Ranger brought as a gift and raises her brow in surprise as she studies the label. Helen nods happily in approval.
And this bottle of top quality red wine has just earned him extra points.

Chapter 21: Ch20 If Your Love Grows
Chapter 20
~If Your Love Grows~
Ah, little Stephanie is in love.
Edna Mazur takes a small sip of her wine and smiles her cat-like smile. She really enjoys the wine. Fruity, silky smooth, and—much to her liking and surprise—no woody taste at all. Just the kind she loves. And she likes the fine young man who brought it too, of course. She always likes a men who has impeccable table manners and great taste in wine. Not to mention that he's polite and also has a most dazzling, enchanting smile. Yes, she can totally see why Stephanie is head over heels for him. She's Edna's younger granddaughter, after all. The love for tall, dark, handsome men runs in their family blood. It may be hard to imagine, but Edna's now overweight and sadly bald son-in-law did look drop dead gorgeous a long, long time ago. And everyone says Valerie's hot shot corporate lawyer of a dear hubby, Steve Spenser, is just like a mixture of Johnny Depp and Zac Efron, even though he's black and built like the fabulous Mr. Denzel Washington. And something about this Ranger reminds her of Gáspár, her dear husband for 59 years, who died of a sudden heart attack 3 springs ago...
Maybe it's his tall and muscular build. Maybe it's the gleam of humour and intelligence in his beautiful eyes. Maybe it's his calm and confident composure. Maybe it's his clear, quiet, and deep pleasant voice. Edna sneaks another glance at a nervous and fidgeting Stephanie. Her smiles grows into a stealthy grin. Strong and slender. Tough and tender. The two of them surely look perfect together, and she's more than certain they can make beautiful babies— preferably little boys. Edna adores her great-granddaughters, but she'd love to have 1 or 2 or 3 great-grandsons. She has been craving for a little boy ever since her only son was killed in the Vietnam War 40 years ago, and she still cries herself to sleep on Alexander's birthdays.
Edna quickly blinks back a sudden tear and takes another sip of wine to suppress her pain and sorrow. She knows why Stephanie is so uneasy. Helen, though a caring and devoted mother, can be a little demanding and hard to please at times. Unlike the willful and sharp Valerie, Stephanie always has trouble standing up against her stubborn mother. And poor Frank, just like any typical husband and father who gets caught in between, is usually of little help. But it seems that this young man is doing fine, and may have already won Helen and Frank over. He remains honest and respectful all the time, and he handles Edna's blunt questions with an almost casual grace and ease.
He has never met Dog the Bounty Hunter(or his wife) in person and no, he has no plan to. Not all the bounty hunters have stupid hairstyle, wear weird clothes and talk like thugs. He knows how to use a gun(yes, his license is genuine), but he always tries to refrain from shooting too many people. Yes, Vinnie is actually a decent man if you turn your head a bit and squint hard enough. Stephanie has good instincts and is a pretty smart student. He was an Army Ranger and has been deployed abroad. Stephanie won't be in any danger as long as she' ready and prepared and pays attention. His family is from Cuba but he doesn't smoke cigars. He' sure his grandmothers are not witches, though they do know an awful lot of Voodoo charms and Voodoo dolls. Edna ignores Helen's widened eyes and the 1000th "Mother!" and reaches out to take hold of Ranger's hand. So young. So warm. So firm. So true. So confident. Just like her beloved husband. Just like her forever-21-year-old son. Yes, he will help Stephanie out and keep her safe. He promises. Edna smiles a most beautiful and happiest smile.
Yes, they are perfect for each other.
Yes, they are perfect for each other.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Moonlight Shadow Chapter Six ~Carried Away By The Moonlight Shadow~

Chapter Six
~Carried Away By The Moonlight Shadow~

Stephanie leaves the vet clinic and stops at a new doughnut place on the way home. She holds her coffee with both hands and stares out of the window. All around her people are talking or laughing, but what she hears is a deafening silence. Bob is gone. He will no longer suffer. That's the only thing that matters. Once again she tells herself. She's no stranger to loneliness, death and sorrow. She knows how to get on with her life. But the rapidly growing hole within her heart refuses to be ignored. She misses the sound of Bob's breathing. She misses Bob's goofy smile. She misses his warmth and trusting eyes. She hopes there was more she could do. She prays she didn't make a wrong decision. She hates feeling this helpless. And she doesn't want to go home alone. 

Home?

She almost smiles. The 2-story house has already stopped feeling like a home to her. It has a lot of memories, too much memories, as a matter of fact.  And now, without Bob, it'll be nothing but the place where she lives. For now. 

Yes, she's going to sell the house and finds herself a new home. Probably in a new town, a new city, where she knows no one and no one knows her. She needs a brand new start. She wants to forget about the past, about those who she hates, and those who she loves but can not have...

Maybe she will pay Connie a visit. Maybe she will then go to Seattle to watch Ichiro rob someone of a homerun. Maybe she will take a trip to Alaska or Canada.  Maybe she will learn to live on her own. Maybe she will meet someone else.  Maybe she can finally let go and move on.

She takes a sip of the lukewarm coffee and starts eating the chocolate-caramel doughnut.  She didn't cry when Bob stopped breathing.  She didn't want her big orange dog to worry about her. She nodded and answered the vet's questions and made the necessary arrangements afterward but she wasn't really listening or paying attention. She keeps on chewing the sweet pastry. She tries not to think of her life.  She tries not to think of the vast emptiness that's going to greet her the moment she unlocks the front door.  She finishes her coffee and wonders if Bob has already made friends in Doggie Heaven.


She stands up and makes her decision. She's going to go home and call the realtors. There's nothing for her here. Not any more.

Naughty 19 Kiss 37: Someday


Stephanie Manoso.

Stephanie whispers the name to herself and blushes a little. She recalls the phone conversation she overheard inside Tasty Bakery and blushes even more. She toys with her sea glass ring and thinks about her and Ranger. They are both in their 30s. The invisible clock won't stop ticking. And Ranger, the always calm and assertive Master of Control, doesn't do stupid things. Love. Ring. Condoms. No price. No strings. No relationship. The cars he loaned her. The money he spent for her. The blood he bled for her. He loves her in his own way. And she's now living in his apartment. With him.

Marriage and babies. Every—well, not every, but surely a lot of women's dream. A tall dark handsome husband. A sweet cozy home. A dog. A cat. Or a hamster. And a couple cute kids. Was she...is she one of those women? Does she share the same dream and want the same things? Why did she marry Dickie? Why did she start her unhealthy relationship with Morelli? She thought she loved Dickie and expected him to love her back. But instead he cheated on her with Joyce Barnhardt. She thought she shared something special with Morelli. But the sad truth is it was nothing but a lot of bad judgement and an ugly history. And they simply couldn't commit themselves to each other no matter what. She'd never seen past Dickie's facade as an ambitious fun-loving charming young lawyer until it was too late. She'd talked herself into believing she and Morelli belonged to each other because he was her first in just about everything. She thought she knew what she really needed and wanted. And both times she was wrong. Terribly wrong. Yes, she had been happy for a while in the beginning. But reality caught up with her eventually and laughed out loud in her face.

And Ranger is different. She trusts him like no one else. She loves him like no one else. It thrills her that he loves and trusts her too, and that he will never lie to her or hurt her. And it feels so good to be loved. protected and cherished...

Stephanie Manoso.

Ranger ends the call and silently whispers the name to himself. Yes. he's aware they are both in their 30s. Yes, he understands the invisible clock won't stop ticking. He's happy with his life right now. He still doesn't do stupid things. But he always does the right things and is almost never allergic to changes. And Stephanie Manoso does sound cute. He's more than certain he'll have a lot of fun teaching Stephanie to pronounce the family name. He unlocks the door and steps into the apartment, places his keys onto the silver plate and smiles as he sees the dreamy look on Stephanie's face. He's not ready for a second marriage. But he knows he does love her deeply. And he has a surprise for her. What has to come has to come.

5 minutes later, Stephanie widens her eyes and starts hyperventilating. She's going to meet Ranger's family. On Grandma Rosa's birthday dinner. This coming weekend.

And she has nothing to wear!

~End of Kiss 37: Someday~

Naughty 19


Title: Naughty 19
Category: Books » Janet Evanovich
Author: Two Guns and a Knife
Language: English, Rating: Rated: T
Genre: Humor/Romance
Published: 01-29-12, Updated: 05-14-12
Chapters: 35, Words: 12,758

Chapter 1: Just Do It

Carpe Diem. Take the risk. Live your life. Grasp the chance. Seize the day. Life is too short and too precious to live in regret or dream away. Stephanie Plum, the 30-something blue-eyed wild-haired bounty hunter who wanted to be Wonder Woman when growing up, nods to herself in the dim darkness, and, with steel determination, reaches out a shaking hand toward the all too perfect Promised Land, and bravely grabs hold of it.
"Babe," Ricardo Carlos Manoso, aka Ranger, the former elite special-forces officer who's still indisputably the elite of the elite, the best of the best, eats drug lords, human traffickers and their thugs and minions as snacks, slams villains and criminals into walls for pleasure, with one single punch knocked one certain hairy Italian Stallion out colder than a dead frozen fish and smashed his jaw into many tiny pieces, and who now, finally, does relationship, half whispers, half sighs as his live-in girlfriend gropes his butt. "We're inside Joyce Barnhardt's closet."
And? Silently the twinkling, dreamy turquoise blue eyes he loves so much whisper back. He almost never denies her anything when she looks at him like this. So he caves, and gives in.
~End of Kiss 1: Just Do It~

Chapter 2: Three is Company? ? ?

"Aloha, Mr. Joseph Morelli." The 6' 5", 250-pound, Samoan version of pure male perfection who looks just like The Rock flashes a 350 Watt white-tooth smile at the extremely depressed and frustrated hairy haggard Jersey man sitting rigidly on the cheap plastic chair in front of him. "Have a nice trip back to your little town Trenton, and don't forget to say thank you to Mr. Manoso for kindly agreeing not to press charge against your sorry ass." The pair of beautiful yet steel-cold onyx-black eyes then hold Morelli prisoner for 10 uncomfortable seconds before the Hawaiian police detective softly continues. "And keep in mind that we do have laws here in Hawaii, Detective."
And just like that, Joseph A. Morelli, the Iatlian Stallion whose badly broken jaw still hurts like bloody hell and who, from time to time, still feels dizzy because of the concussion Ranger gave him, books himself an economic class seat on the next indirect flight back to Newark Airport while burning with rage, fury and indignity, and swears to revenge.
~End of Kiss 2: Three is Company? ? ? ~

Chapter 3: It's Alright to Snicker, You Know

Maria Angelica Giovanni, the 43-year-old hard-working, law-abiding brown-eyed blonde born and raised in a small conservative Catholic Italian neighborhood, takes both her life and her job very, very seriously. She prides herself immensely for never ever one day being late for school and work in her life, as well as for being a most vigilant TSA agent at Los Angeles Airport. Over the years, she has pulled aside God knows how many angry, upset, embrassed, frustrated, outraged and extremely indignant female and male passengers for a pat-down in the name of National Security. Yes, Agent Giovanni does believe without a trace of doubt that everyone should make sacrifice for the Greater Good, and personal inconvenience is nothing compared to the importance of protecting your own country from all kinds of criminals, terrorists and aliens. She was also born with great instincts, and has no problem whatsoever smelling anything and anyone suspicious and fishy from 100 miles away. Therefore, it is all righteous and natural that she spots the tall, dark, lean, haggard and dangerous-looking man in the noisy and busy crowd right away.
And the moment Trenton police detective Joseph A. Morelli snaps out of his Great Plan of Revenge and unconsciously reaches inside his pocket for his Id and badge, the always extra-alert female TSA agent has already shouted out warnings to the security guards and, in a blink of an eye, our most favorite Italian Stallion is face down on the floor with his arms pinned behind his back, and thus is forced to spend another 22 hours sitting on a cheap, hard, uncomfortable plastic chair inside a small windowless interrogation room in the bright, beautiful City of Angels. And yes, his still broken jaw did hit the floor and is once again hurting like Hell.
~End of Kiss 3: It's Alright to Snicker, You Know~

Chapter 4: Everything I Do, I Do It For You

The long, extremely unpleasant history between Stephanie Plum and Joyce Barnhardt is way beyond complicated, twisted and ugly, and now it has almost become one of the Burg's greatest legends. It was hate at first sight for both little girls, and over the years, much to the joy of the eager excited audience, the mutual resentment has grown even stronger. And the two of them have never ever once stopped competing, elbowing, kicking, and stunning each other since what happened on Stephanie Orr's dining table. However, at this moment, Stephanie knows without a trace of doubt that she is the authentic ultimate winner after all. She's so happy that she almost purrs as she holds the old rusty round cookie box with both hands and leans back against Ranger's delicious muscular chest, and with a sweet happy smile admits to herself that it was not the box that made her want to purr, actually.
~End of Kiss 4: Everything I Do, I Do It For You~

Chapter 5: Fee Fi Fo Fum

Life as a gold digger here in this city can sometimes be a real mean bitch. The 30-someting red-haired curvy sexy woman lets out a tired sigh and unlocks her front door. The cost(makeups, costumes, props, toys, plastic surgeries and all the other kinds of baits) is high, the work is boring and tedious, and the profit is simply not as satisfying as it should be(so far she only gets 4 diamond rings, 6 diamond necklaces, 1.5 dozens or so rings and jeweled bracelets, 2 houses, 3 cars, some bonds and some cash). She does think about moving to the Big City from time to time, but she hears that the competition is much, much tougher there, so she makes up her mind and decides to stay in her home town and tries her luck.
She kicks off her scarlet ankle high-heeled boots, drops her shopping bags onto her bright red zebra-print couch, goes into her crimson leopard-print kitchen to grab a bottle of Bling H2O, enters her Gone With The Wind style bedroom, yawns, freezes, and sniffs the air suspiciously. Yes, something smells different in here. Something sweet, someting tasty, something elegant, enchanting...and familiar...
Must be that new cheese cake factory opened not far from here last week. Yum. Joyce Barnhardt licks her lips, strips herself naked, and goes into her pink Hello Kitty themed bathroom for a long hot shower.
~End of Kiss 5: Fee Fi Fo Fum~

Chapter 6: One Day in Batman's Life

Ranger drops Stephanie off at her best friend's house and gives his head an almost undetectable shake as Mary Lou gives out a happy shriek at the sight of the old cookie box in Stephanie's hand, and both women start laughing and jumping up and down like a pair of little girls. A tiny smile sneaks onto Ranger's face as he drives back toward RangeMan. Sometimes he simply can't believe he and Stephanie are the same age. But, nevertheless, he loves to see her so happy. To be honest, he still feels guilty from time to time for not being able to give her a ring, and he's still unsure if he will ever be family material or feel comfortable enough to make that leap, but he's trying his best. Moving in together was not a part of their original deal. But after the incident with the human trafficker, he realized that he really didn't want to take any more chances. So, with one soul-melting kiss and that ever so powerful "please", he successfully made a dreamy-eyed, flushed-cheeked Stephanie nod her head, pack her bags, grab Rex, and moved in with him. All in under 11 minutes.
He parks his car at the usual spot, heads towards his 5th floor office and quickly focuses his thoughts back on his busy schedule and all the things on his To-Do list. He is not a successful businessman and top-notch mercenary for nothing. He always thinks, plans ahead and is well-prepared. He also has eyes and ears everywhere. He knows Morelli is on his way back here, and he is ready to deal with the battered Hairy Italian Stallion.
~End of Kiss 6: One Day in Batman's Life~

Chapter 7: Bad Luck Never Comes Alone

The battered Hairy Italian Stallion buys himself yet another cup of thin overpriced airport cappuccino and yet another greasy overpriced airport cheeseburger, and once again sighs his signature irritated sigh. He sits down at a corner table, bites into his lukewarm cheeseburger, and immediately moans in pain as his teeth meet the crunchy pickles. Damn! How many times does he have to tell them not to put pickles on his burger? He wipes away his tears and puts a hand over his now twitching eye. Yes, he's still at the Los Angeles airport. And yes, his jaw still hurts like hell whenever he chews something hard or speaks for too long. Thanks to that annoying, crazy, overreacting TSA agent, he missed his original flight, and had to book another seat on the next plane back to Newark. And guess what? His plane is delayed.
Joe Morelli takes a sip of his tasteless cappuccino to hide his frustration and all of a sudden feels like crying. He has never felt so tired and helpless in his life, And now he is THIS close to start feeling like he's cursed, or something even worse. He misses his mother's Fettuccine Alfredo. He misses Pino's pizzas and subs. He misses his lovely cozy two-story little house. He misses his big goofy playful orange dog. Hell, he even misses his mad Grandma. A drop of tear falls down Morelli's cheek. And this time he makes no attempt to wipe it and just lets it fall.
Oh God, please have mercy on him and let him go home.
~End of Kiss 7: Bad Luck Never Comes Alone~

Chapter 8: Treasure Island

Miss Annabel Lee Valentine, Stephanie and Mary Lou's—and sadly Joyce Barnhardt's, too—old high school literature teacher who passed away at the early age of 59 more than 16 years ago, was a hopeless romantic. She loved all kinds of adventures, adored every single pirates, and introduced the wide-eyed girls not only to the amazing world of classical and modern literature masterpieces, but also to the enchanting universe of cheap paperback romance novels. She was especially fond of Stephanie, always chuckled at her unique point of view, and awarded her with encouragement and good grades. And then one day, just after Joe the Rat Bastard Morelli wrote about Stephanie on the walls of a public bathroom and skipped town like the shameless rat that he was, Miss Valentine gave a crestfallen, puffy-eyed Stephanie a sealed round tin cookie box and told her that there was a treasure map inside. She then gave the girl a warm hug and asked her to keep her chin up and go find a way to open the box and search for the treasure.
But sadly, neither the both of them took notice of the red-haired girl hiding in a shadowed corner eavesdropping their conversation. And when Stephanie opened her locker after school, the small tin box was already gone. The kind-hearted Miss Valentine died of heart attack that very night in a fancy French restaurant when her long-time fiancé surprised her with a diamond ring and a proposal. And thus Stephanie Plum never knew what was inside the box, nor what the treasure was...
~End of Kiss 8: Treasure Island~

Chapter 9: Don't Worry, Be Happy

Being a mother is never easy. Helen Plum winces and suppresses the compelling urge to do an eye roll openly, and quickly goes back into her kitchen for the two plates of chocolate chip cookies served as dessert. She really hopes her elder daughter Valerie, now a mid-thirty, 179-pound mother of 4 young girls, can stop babytalking sweet nonsense to Albert the Clown like they are the last two human beings on Planet Earth in front of the whole family—no, not the whole family, Helen reminds herself with a frustrated sigh as she feels the familiar headache building behind her eyes. Stephanie is not here.
Helen hasn't seen or heard from her younger daughter since the day Stephanie dropped the bomb on her and escaped like Hell was on fire. And she's been hearing all kinds of crazy stories and rumours about Stephanie and her new...boyfriend for the past several weeks. Helen absentmindedly picks up a cookie and starts eating. She actually thought about telling Stephanie to come back and take that pineapple upside down cake away after her talk with Frank, but she decided to eat it all by herself instead. It wasn't her fault, really. Helen thinks defiantly and fights the sudden pang of guilt creeping into her conscience. She was the one who'd spent all the time and effort to bake the cake, and she was still in shock and very depressed at that time. Besides, being a daughter, mother, and wife at the same time is so darn hard. Isn't she entitled to some happiness, goodies and luxury once in a while? Does she not even deserve one single perfectly baked tasty homemade cake?
"Stop worrying. It's her life to live". Helen Plum picks up a second cookie and put it into her mouth as she remembers the tenderness and understanding in her husband's eyes that afternoon. "Everything will be just fine"She lets out a long breath, squares her shoulders, picks up the plates and heads back toward the noisy dining room. She hopes Frank was right. She prays that Ranger is the right man for her younger daughter. She just wants Stephanie to be happy. And she really, really needs everything to be more than just fine.
~End of Kiss 9: Don't Worry, Be Happy~

Chapter 10: Everybody Has A Story

Joyce Barnhardt tosses and turns on her antique four-poster bed as if she's having a most terrible nightmare, and wakes up abruptly screaming in fury. She jumps out of bed and runs toward her huge walk-in closet without pulling the red silk robe over her naked body(like every other devoted follower of Marilyn Monroe, Joyce wears only 5 drops of Chanel No. 5 to bed every night). She finally recognizes the sweet familiar scent she smelled hours ago in her bedroom. It was not peach cheese cake. It was not lemon cheese cake. It was not chocolate and blueberry cheese cake. It was her sworn enemy. It was her lifetime rival. It was Stephanie Plum.
With a sinking, panicking heart, Joyce starts throwing all her belongings out of her way until she reaches a shaking hand into the secret compartment in the lowest drawer of the antique handmade Venetian bureau once owned by her ex-great-grandmother-in-law. She then lets out a raspy sob when she finds her treasured tin cookie box gone, leans back against the closet wall crying like the 13-year-old frightened, heartbroken red-haired girl who lost her virginity one moonless summer night on a patch of green grass behind the gym to the most popular and dangerous 15-year-old boy famed for his melted-chocolate eyes and lizard tongue, and all of a sudden becomes furious and craves for blood and revenge.
19 hours and 43 minutes later, a bone-tired Joseph A. Morelli tumbles out of the red eye plane, hails a cab, arrives back at his sweet lovely two-story home, and freezes like a zombie as his exhausted bloodshot eyes fall on his beloved castle. He doesn't know when he drops his luggage. He doesn't know when he opens his mouth like a dying eel. He doesn't know when he crumbles to his knees. He doesn't know when he breaks out in snots and tears and whines "Why Me?" like the perfect, standard Burg housewife he always wants to marry.
Someone had just written "Rat Bastard" all over the front of his beautiful house with blood red paint in big ugly letters. And the one and only true love of his life, his ultimate pride and joy, his treasured Ducati, is now but a lifeless pile of crumpled metal on his doorstep...
~End of Kiss 10Everybody Has A Story~

Chapter 11: If Only It's That Easy

Who did it? Joseph A. Morelli sits on his chewed up couch and racks his brain trying to find an answer to the Million Dollar Question.
He can't eat. He can't sleep. He is now more paranoid than Melman the Giraffe, and more jumpy than Peter Rabbit. Who hates him this much? Who holds such a grudge against him? Is it someone from the mob? Is it someone from the street gangs? Is it someone he arrested? What has he done to deserve this? And what kind of heartless beast could do this? He thinks of his beloved Ducati and once again feels like crying. He blinks hard to force back his burning tears. He hates feeling like crying. He hates feeling so tired. He hates feeling so exhausted. He wishes he can find the answers to all his questions. He wishes he can stop feeling so damn hopeless. And he hates himself for feeling so helpless.
Get a grip! He orders himself. Stop whining and bitching like a woman in her period. You are Joseph A. Morelli. You're a highly-trained police detective. You're good at what you do for a living. You will find whoever is responsible for this. He nods to himself bravely and feels new hopes rising inside him. Yes, Joseph, you will make that person pay. You will find justice for your Ducati...
A single tear rolls down his cheek. Another one soon follows. And it doesn't take long for Joe Morelli to once again break down and howl like a newborn baby. Damn. He really, really doesn't want to cry but, alas, he simply can't help it.
~End of Kiss 11: If Only It's That Easy~

Chapter 12: Let the Fun Begin

Miss Valentine might be a didecated and beloved high school literature teacher, but she sure was no master craftsman. The tin cookie box was simply sealed first with hot glue and then in layers of tapes. And the only reason Joyce Barnhardt did not pry it open by force after she took it home was that she too, just like Stephanie and the rest of the class, adored old fun goofy Miss Valentine. It may be hard to believe and contrary to common belief, but truth is, Joyce Barnhardt was not born an evil Skank. She was just an unhappy teenage girl extremely jealous of Stephanie Plum. Joyce hated—and still does, mind you—Stephanie for having a caring, if not constantly nagging, mother. She hated Stephanie for having a father who always came home on time for dinner. She hated Stephanie for having so many friends around her. She hated Stephanie for always, always having the spotlight and everyone's attention. And most of all, Joyce hated Stephanie for being the one Joe Morelli wrote about on the public bathroom walls. If she couldn't make the boy she always wanted smile or even look at her, no one else could have his attention. No one.
So it didn't take long for Joyce to decide to steal the box. She then chose not to damage it or throw it away, and kept it hidden in her closet. Sometimes, when the night was too dark or life was too much, she would take it out of its hiding place, held it close to her lonely heart and pretended she was Miss V's favorite student, and thus its rightful owner. And then the mere thought of the desperate, sorrowful look on Stephanie Plum's face that day would bring the needed smile to Joyce's too pale tear-stricken face and grant her a good night's sleep.
But of course, Stephanie, poor Joyce's much-hated enemy, is oblivious to all of these. And both she and Mary Lou frowned in confusion the moment they managed to open the tin cookie box and saw the piece of paper lying inside.
PR4167J32000
What the heck is that?
~End of Kiss 12:Let the Fun Begin~

Chapter 13: The Man Of Mystery

PR4167J32000
Stephanie stares at it until her eyes grow sore and decides to go to sleep. Who knows, she yawns and stretches, maybe her dream will give her a hint. She turns off the light in Ranger's small office, goes into the spotless bathroom to brush her teeth, and remembers just in time to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom like Ranger always does. Sometimes she can't help thinking that living with a man like Ranger is not easy. Everyting in his life is simple and systematic and has its reasonable and rightful place. He likes his living space tidy and orderly instead of comfy and cozy. He never ever kicks off his shoes in different directions and leaves them there on the floor like a pair of roadkills so that he can trip over them the next morning. He never ever drops his shoulder bag and purse and wallet and phone and keys wherever he feels like dropping them and goes to take a nap and then wakes up totally forgetting where he put these things. And he doesn't snore. He doesn't drool. He doesn't even talk in his sleep. Stephanie puts on her pajamas, casts another glance at the sleek black bedside clock, blows a mint and green tea scented sigh, and slides under the heavenly soft, warm blanket. And even though Ranger never admits it, he's definitely a workaholic.
2 hours and 36 minutes later, Ranger picks up the piece of thick fine yellowed paper and looks at the code written in elegant handwriting for a brief minute, and smiles his trademark maybe-there-if-you-look-closely-enough smile. He places the paper back inside the cookie box, closes the lid, and pulls the blanket over a sightly snoring Stephanie. Once again she's sleeping on his side of their bed with one arm wrapped around his pillow in the cute little black pajamas he likes a lot. He bends to give her a soft tender kiss as she mumbles something in her sleep. She sometimes reminds him of a family cat. Curious, adorable, and trusting. "Good luck, have fun, Babe." He whispers and goes to take a shower.
And yes, he knows what PR4167J32000 means.
~End of Kiss 13:The Man Of Mystery~

Chapter 14: Eureka!

Being a full-time stay-home mom and housewife at the same time can be really complicated. Mary Lou Stankovic sighs and wishes her building headache can just turn around, go away and leave her alone. It's only a few minutes after 6 in the morning, but she's already up to prepare breakfast and lunch boxes for Lenny and their elder children. Yes, Mary Lou knows all about the problems with school lunch today as well as what calorie-laden fast-food lunch will do to a middle aged man's waist size, and she honestly prefers to have healthy school-age children and a just-slightly-out-of-shape husband. Besides, she's a pretty good cook. She knows how much her family will enjoy a tasty balanced homemade lunch, and a few hours' shortage of sleep is not such a big deal compared to the smiles on their faces. But still. She sometimes forgets how many kids she really has, and more than sometimes looks at one of the kids and then all of a sudden forgets the poor child's name—NO! it's definitely not that she's not a good mother. She just gets too busy and too tired sometimes and gets a little bit confused in return—and she can't help secretly hoping that her life can be as exciting and full of surprises as Stephanie's when she has to get up in dark freezing winter mornings.
Mary Lou hopes her best friend can solve the mystery. It was sheer luck that she overheard Joyce Barnhardt and one of her few close friends' conversation that day in the newly open café. She still can't believe she actually supressed the urge to cheer and do a happy dance on the spot and raced out immediately to her car and called Stephanie instead. She wonders what the code really means as she puts the chopped vegetables into the hot pan. It rang a bell to her somehow...Lenny Stankovic jerks awake, falls out the bed, and blinks wildly in confusion as his wife's shrill happy scream wakes up their children and several neighbors.
Yes, Mary Lou Stankovic, Stephanie Plum's loyal and best friend ever, just realizes what PR4167J32000 means.
~End of Kiss 14:Eureka!~

Chapter 15: Jane! Jane! Jane!

PR4167. J32000.
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë. The ultimate romantic classical novel of all time. A woman's struggle and quest to find her true self and true love. A great, touching, and sometimes frustrating story with a HEA. Trenton Public Library has 8 copies, and every one of them has a slip of the same thick, fine, yellowed paper stuck between the pages where the heartbroken heroine heard the man she loved calling her name. Stephanie looks at the familiar beautiful elegant handwriting on the paper slip and smiles as she thinks of all the happy time she spent in that particular classroom. She's not surprised that none of the paper slips are missing, though. People here in Jersey are not very big on reading anything other than horse race tips, and several parents actually complained when Miss Valentine insisted that all her students needed to have a Trenton Public Library card, so that the kids could broaden their horizons and benefit from great writers' wisdom as well as learn from their mistakes. Mary Lou, a most faithful reader of classical romantic novels, used to ask Stephanie to accompany her to the library every Saturday, until the good-looking, nice, and ever-not-so-bright Lenny finally caught the drift, asked Mary Lou out for a date, and then officially took over Stephanie's job the very next weekend. Stephanie quickly wipes away a drop of tear and takes a hardcover copy of Jane Eyre off the shelf. She has no idea she misses the kind old teacher this much, but she knows it will definitely be fun to read Jane Eyre while snuggling next to Ranger in their king size bed and humming the special song.
The paper slip in Stephanie's hand simply reads "But it's a game of give and take". And this time, she knows perfectly what it means.
~End of Kiss 15: Jane! Jane! Jane!~

Chapter 16: A Game Of Give And Take

"'You can't hurry love. No, you'll just have to wait'. She said, 'Love don't come easy. It's a game of give and take.'" Stephanie sings in between yawns. She always loves Phil Collins's voice, and You Can't Hurry Love is one of her all time favorites. She's in a really good mood right now, as a matter of fact, despite the ugly fact that she was woken up at an unholy hour by a happily excitedly screaming Mary Lou and nearly went deaf the very moment she took her cell phone from Ranger and pressed it to her ear. How can life be any better? Stephanie sighs contentedly. She has not only solved the puzzle that had been buzzing in her mind for more than 16 years, but has also found her very own tall, dark, handsome, mysterious Mr. Rochester who has the amazing ability to melt every single bone in her body with one soft lingering kiss or a plain gentle "Babe". Stephanie yawns again and smiles widely. It seems that life sure can be even better. She has just spotted the topping on her sundae. She will be the one who brings home lunch today, and even Ranger can't say no to Pino's Pizza Margherita.
She parks the Cayenne in the parking lot and goes into Pino's to place her order, sits down at Carl and Big Dog's table and accepts a slice of Pizza Quattro Formaggi, talks about weather and all knids of gossip, grabs her pizza, pays her bill, waves goodbye to her friends, and comes face to face with a pissed Joe Morelli. Oh yes, Stephanie suddenly remembers, Joe is back in town, and someone painted Rat Bastard in blood red paint all over his house and destroyed his beloved Ducati.
Morelli narrows his eyes and tightens both his lips and fists as he sees the beautiful ocean blue Hawaiian sea glass ring on Stephanie's ring finger. And then BANG! all the unpleasant memories of one particular morning outside a hotel room on a far away island called Oahu rush back to him. Yes, he knew Stephanie is inside Pino's the instant he spotted the sleek black expensive German car owned by that crazy bastard in the parking lot. Yes, he's determined to confront her right here in front of the lunch crowd in the famed pizza place. And yes, he's totally ready to make a scene and let the Burg Grapevine and Mrs. Plum eat Stephanie alive. He will make her pay for cheating on him with Ranger. He lets his anger boil and with all the malice of an enraged Italian Alpha Male spits out "Cupcake..." and drops onto the hardwood floor unable to move or even groan as Stephanie's knee gets in touch with his Bob and boys.
The stunned customers and staffs gape and watch a wide-and wild-eyed Stephanie run out of the door and drive away without a backward glance. Too bad none of them caught the moment on their camera phones. They could have made a fortune on YouTube.
~End of Kiss 16: A Game Of Give And Take~

Chapter 17: Femme Fatale

The moment the Cayenne charges into the underground garage and screeches to a stop at its usual spot, Stephanie has already calmed down enough from her shock and immediately starts feeling a lot better as she finds Ranger waiting by the elevator with a slight subtle smile on his perfect lips. She's still not quite sure why she kneed Morelli in front of half the Burg, though it sure felt pretty damn good watching him lie paralyzed like a neutralized zombie on Pino's hardwood floor. She, as a matter of undebatable fact, has never been a violent person. So what triggered the Femme fatale inside her exactly? Stephanie wonders. The open resentment in Morelli's cold furious eyes? The undisguised contempt in his clenched fists and contorted face? Or the fact that he thought he had every right in the world to sneak up on her in her favorite pizza place and called her "Cupcake" in a voice generally reserved for half-witted brainless and extremely confused woman?
She sometimes thinks maybe she really needs to go have her head thoroughly examined. Why did she waste so much time fooling around with someone she herself knew was totally wrong for her while Ranger was always there helping her out and protecting her? Because he flat out told her that his life didn't lend itself to relationships and that his love didn't come with a ring? Or was it because of her always being too much a lying coward to confront her true feelings? Whatever. Stephanie throws all her thoughts behind her as she leans further into Ranger's warm embrace. She doesn't really care that much. She smiles into Ranger chest upon hearing the soft, amused "Proud of you, Babe". What really matters right now is the fact that she is finally having a serious relationship with the man she truly loves. And yes, she will absolutely trick him into coming to Hawaii and put that ring around his finger all over again if necessary.
~End of Kiss 17: Femme Fatale ~


Chapter 18: Little Cat Feet

No. Helen Plum doesn't regret pouring her stash of liquor down the kitchen sink. Not for one minute. Really. But the now too familiar headache did return when phone calls from hysterically laughing friends, relatives and neighbors started pouring in. She cuts herself another piece of the fresh baked apple pie and eats it up in 3.5 bites. Yes, Helen knows she's been putting on a little weight, but Frank sure is not complaining. So what's the point denying herself some much needed happy? Besides, everybody knows apples are very good for health, and she did cut down the amount of butter and sugar in the recipe, didn't she? She pours herself another cup of the fragrant Earl Grey. All her friends, relatives and neighbors think the blue sea glass ring on Stephanie's ring finger is so special and really beautiful. And as usual they also subtly imply that they are still dying to know when and where Stephanie's second wedding will be held.
Helen wills the annoying headache to go away and goes back to stare at the phone. She knows she's a good daughter, a good wife, an excellent cook and baker, and definitely not a bad mother. She always tries her best to keep her family warm and fed. That's the reason why yesterday in the supermarket, like a most ferocious gladiator, she elbowed her way through the crazy crowd and actually walked on several screaming people and successfully swiped all the buy-one-get-two-free Earl Grey on the shelf into her shopping cart in one fluid move. She's tough. She's strong. She's Stephanie's mother. And now if only she has the energy and courage to pick up the phone and call her younger daughter...
At the same time in a different part of the city, Stephanie Plum whines pitifully as a determined Mocha Latte hand comes out of nowhere and firmly takes the remaining half of Ella's heavenly whole wheat half-sugar rhubarb pie away from her grasp and places it in the refrigerator. Nothing uglier than a fat old white woman, Babe. Stephanie sighs defeatedly as she reads the unspoken message, and jumps out of her chair as a sudden realization hits her. "You knew." She says accusingly to Ranger.
Of course he knows PR4167 .J32000 is the call number of Jane Eyre. Stephanie thinks vaguely to herself as Ranger turns to look at her for a brief second and slowly and purposely approaches her with a small amused but oh so powerful smile on his face. For a clever man who back in his school days spent so much time in the library that he can recite Carl Sandburg's poem as if it was McDonalds price list, Old Miss Valentine's secret code is not exactly a mystery at all...
~End of Kiss 18: Little Cat Feet~

Chapter 19: Wayne, Bruce Wayne

The cell phone rings just as Stephanie is about to melt into Ranger and start purrring. She buries her head into his chest and moans helplessly instead. It's Avril Lavigne's TIK TOK, the perfect ringtone for her mother. She wraps her arms tighter around Ranger's waist and tries desperately to pretend she doesn't hear a thing except for her own frantic heartbeat. Why does her mother call? To berate and scold her for maiming and almost castrate Joe Morelli in public? It wasn't her fault, really. Morelli had it coming. He only has his stupid self to blame on this. He should've known better than trying to intimidate her in front of so many people and treating her like an imbecile. And the way he spit out "Cupcake" as if she was something cheap, easy and contaminated offended her big time and enraged her immediately...Yes, it's exactly what made her snap and knee that jerk and probably change him into an Italian Gelding, now comes to think of it for a second time.
It's not like she cheated on him with Ranger back in Hawaii. How can you cheat on someone when you are no longer together? The moment Morelli told her he'd like them to try an open relationship, she knew whatever they had between them was finally and officially over. Free to come, free to go. Isn't it what open relationship really means? Besides, "Let's keep our options open" and "Feel free to go out with someone else" is simply and definitely not true love. That much she knows for sure. She's a grown woman. And she has made her decision. She has wasted too much time and energy on Morelli. And whether he likes it or not, he's already history as far as she is concerned...
Stephanie is suddenly pulled back into reality by Ranger's polite calm voice. She then watches on in wide-eyed gaping-mouth terror as her very own personal Batman tells her mother they will be there on time for dinner this very evening and ends the phone conversation.
And he just said goodbye to her mother!
~End of Kiss 19: Wayne, Bruce Wayne~

Chapter 20: With Or Without You

Stephanie feels like a cat on the way to see the vet. And no, she cringes as the Turbo pulls to a smooth gentle stop in front of her parents' house, there's no escape. She casts another last minute pleading glance at Ranger and finally gives up when he unbuckles his seatbelt. "I hate you." Bravely she tells him. And it takes everything in her not to let out that dreamy moan and drool like Bob the dog as the divine fragrance of Bvlgari and warm Ranger engulfs her whole the moment he leans over to place a feather light kiss on her slightly parting lips and undoes her seatbelt.
"Liar." Ranger smiles against her lips and gets out of the car. And yes, he remembers to take the car key with him. Stephanie blows out a defeated sigh and reluctantly leaves the safety of the shining Porsche when he opens the door for her. Both her mother and Grandma Mazur are waiting on the front porch. And all the nosy neighbors are now watching from behind their floral curtains, she's sure. At least Grandma is smiling and winking at her...or Ranger? Val and her clan won't be here tonight. Her father will enjoy the bottle of good(and more than probably pricey) red wine Ranger brings with him. She herself likes it pretty much. It tastes fruity and just a little bit sweet, a perfect gift for a small family dinner. She tries again but still can't decipher the look on her mother's face. She knows she can't stay away and hide from her family forever. She has no idea why she's so scared of her mother. Ella is undoubtedly a great patissiere, but somehow Stephanie still misses her mother's pineapple upside down cake like Hell...She takes a long deep breath, grasps hold of Ranger's hand and laces her fingers tightly with his, feeling eerily like a frightened rookie gladiator facing a ferocious tigress. It's now or never.
"For a lifelong supply of pineapple upside down cake." Stephanie murmurs under breath.
"Babe,"
And together they march forward.
~End of Kiss 20: With Or Without You~

Chapter 21: The Italian Gelding

Swollen, bruised, and hurt like Hell. That's the state Joe Morelli's Bob and boys are in right now.
It's only March, but he has already been chosen the biggest laughing stock this year, he's sure of that. And now everybody in Trenton is mercilessly laughing at him. His friends, colleagues and acquaintances didn't bother to hide their gleeful snorts, hysterical snickers and choking laughter in front of him. Someone—most probably Carl, or Big Dog...or Eddie...or anyone else—cut off the R.I.P Linsanity from the paper, changed it to R.I.P Bob and Boys and post it on the TPD bulletin board. He knows there's another one on Pino's men's bathroom door too. And he has been avoiding his mother's, godmother's and aunts' calls ever since.
He has somehow lost Stephanie without his own knowledge. He tried to punish Ranger but ended up being beaten up and locked up instead in Hawaii. He got detained at the airport on the way home. Someone destroyed his precious Ducati. And now this. He feels the raging anger burning inside him. He wants revenge. He wants justice. He wants Stephanie to feel his pain. He wants Ranger to taste his humiliation. He wants the whole world to know that you don't mess with Joe Morelli. He looks at his watch and sees the time. 5:57. His sister just called to tell him that she heard Stephanie and her new boyfriend are having dinner at the Plum residence. Perfect. He stands up from his messy desk and reaches for his jacket.
He will start his revenge with confronting Stephanie in front of her whole family.
~End of Kiss 21: The Italian Gelding~

Chapter 22: Human

Jeanne Ellen Burrows still hates her life.
She hasn't had a decent date for a long, long time, and she's a healthy woman, she has needs, both physical and emotional. And it's so damn hard trying to stop loving Ranger, and even harder not to envy Stephanie Plum. Yeah, the perfect Jeanne Ellen Burrows envys the Bounty Hunter from Hell who blows up cars, houses and anything flammable and inflammable. She knows she's being irrational and immature, but she can't help it, she doesn't want to help it, truth be told. She's only human, of flesh and blood she's made, and born to make mistakes. She hums along with her iPod while toying with the straw of her Mountain Dew. She likes 80's and 90's songs, and Human League's Human is one of her all time favorites. She's lonely, miserable and angry with herself. She wishes and hopes and prays she can find someone else to love, or be brave and smart enough to live her life on her own without depending on something unpredictable and unreliable as love. But let's be honest, she admits sadly to herself, that's a mission impossible. It's not easy to get over a man like Ranger, and you just can't help wanting to have someone fill the void...
Jeanne Ellen looks up from the empty bottle as the song ends and frowns when she spots the car in her rear mirror. She then smiles brightly as she makes a sudden decision. Her garbage of a target can float with the flow and waste his meaningless life away for another day. She waits patiently until the driver limps out of the car and goes into the store, pulls out her gun, takes aim—the silencer is already screwed on, as usual—fires twice, and quickly and quietly drives away. Well, she may not be able to have the man she loves as her own, but she sure can vent her anger and frustration on someone who's definitely responsible for her misery, don't you agree?
~End of Kiss 22: Human~

Chapter 23: Вячесла в Миха йлович Мо лотов

Joyce Barnhardt hates her life.
She has lost her keen interest in luxury life, high-end food, Vinnie Plum, and Hello Kitty ever since she lost the only treasure she has ever had to her crazy-haired wild-eyed nemesis. Well, almost. The limited edition cherry pink Hello Kitty handkerchief she just bought this afternoon most certainly has the potential to rekindle all her passion and zeal for everything money can buy. But still, she's not happy. Now that the old tin cookie box is forever gone from her life, all her old nightmares have returned to haunt her again. Her 16-year-old elder and only brother's sealed bronze casket...her grieving mother's quiet sobbing echoing in their lonely, empty house and years later in the halls of the asylum...her father's tired indifferent, impassive face under the dim kitchen light...and the leer on that young handsome uncaring face...
That's exactly the reason why she made a sudden decision when she learned about Stephanie Plum's small family dinner.
Joyce just had a taste of raw revenge a couple days ago, and like a vampire driven by eternal thirst she now craves for more. Those who hurt her the most must pay for their every single stupid, cruel mistake, she silently swears. Contrary to general belief, she's quite clever, and she knows her enemy well. She has done plenty of homework over the years, and she now knows her enemy's thinking and behaving pattern like the back of her pale, too white hand. She follows her enemy's car carefully and discreetly and stops half a block away when the car pulls to a stop in front of a convenience store. She waits patiently until the driver limps out of the car and goes into the store, and jumps a little in the driver's seat when an unmarked sleek black Audi parked on the other side of the road quickly and quietly tears away from the curb and melts in the dusk. Joyce takes a deep calming breath, restarts her car, throws the Molotov cocktail at her enemy's car, and speeds away.
And by the time Trenton police detective Joe Morelli hears the explosion and half runs, half limps out of the store with the six-pack of beer and bags of chips and Doritos he just bought for the upcoming celebration following Stephanie Plum's destruction, his dark blue Ford SUV—whose two front tires were shot flat by Jeanne Ellen Burrows' bullets, is already engulfed in merciless raging flames...
~End of Kiss 23: Вячесла́в Миха́йлович Мо́лотов~

Chapter 24: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

Joe Morelli freezes in stunned surprise as he watches his car burn to a crisp. He can't believe his eyes, or his luck. His trip and prolonged stay in Hawaii cost him a lot of money. He had to hire his cousin to repaint his house. He hasn't heard from the insurance company about the loss of his Ducati. His broken jaw is yet to completely heal. The most crucial parts of his body is hurting and (hopefully not too severely) damaged. He has become a laughing stock. And now this. Oh yes, a memory strikes him like a lightning-bolt as he hears the sirens of police cars and fire engines coming closer and closer, he also wasted too much money on Stephanie's would-be diamond wedding ring.
What's not to like about this quiet and perfectly mannered young man? Helen Plum asks herself as Ranger excuses himself and answers his phone. She can tell both Frank and her mother like him, too. His skin color may be a little bit darker than she prefers, but he's certainly nice-looking, polite, and owns a very successful company. Every mother will fight to death for a son-in-law like this, she knows that for a fact, and he apparently cares very much about Stephanie. Helen thinks about all the cars and help Ranger gave her younger daughter over the years, and casts another longing glance at that bare Mocha Latte ring finger.
Now if only Stephanie can put a ring on it...
~End of Kiss 24: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend~

Chapter 25: The Charm Of The Wizard

What's not to like about Ranger? He's a man of steely determination and many talents. He's smart and brave. He's effective and efficient. He's always ready and prepared. He never jumps to conclusion. He never makes hasty decisions. He always remains calm and cool under whatever stress and pressure. He has a unique sense of humour and perfect phone manners. He has read Jane Eyre, not a fan ofWuthering Heights, and can recite Carl Sandburg's poems. And he knows his enemies better than themselves. Stephanie sneaks another peek at Ranger and can't help smiling to herself. He asked Grandma Mazur a right question and made her talk about funny stories from the good old days instead of open casket viewings over dinner. He made her father look up from pot roast, extra gravy and mashed potatoes to actually get involved in the conversation. He has somehow earned her mother's approval and helped restore a lifelong supply of pineapple upside down cakes and chocolate layer cakes.
Stephanie jumps in the passenger seat of the Turbo and lets out a startled yelp as Ranger suddenly reaches out a hand to ruffle her hair and says in a cool collected voice, "Yeah, I'm a really likeable guy."
And most important of all, he's now hers and hers alone.
~End of Kiss 25: The Charm Of The Wizard~

Chapter 26: Be Careful What You Wish

Whether Joseph A. Morelli is an exceptional police detective is yet to be decided, but he sure is a very persistent—if not annoyingly stubborn—person who wants to make something out of his life. And sometimes he's almost like a typical, cliché, stereotyped and most boring badly-written character straight out of a bad paperback romance . He's a has-been bad boy who desperately wants to prove to the world that he's no longer the troubled 8-year-old who fingered little younger girls in his father's dark garage, nor the irresponsible teenager who coaxed innocent curious girls into giving him their virginity on cold hard marble floor or bare grassless ground and then walked away without a backward glance 6 minutes later. He's hardworking and hot tempered, rude and loud when angered, and he tends to stick to his views and opinions—sometimes regardless to clear and objective evidence—concerning certain people and things.
Now as Morelli stands dazed and frozen by the roadside watching the firemen put out the fire, a same thought keeps repeating itself over and over again inside his brain like a broken track record. Ranger. It must be Ranger who's behind behind all this. Morelli tells himself and clenches his fists as a sudden pang of rage possesses him. As if stealing Stephanie away from him and openly humiliating him in Hawaii is not enough, now that crazy cold-blooded calculating mercenary is out to destroy and torture him slowly, like a cat would a rat. And he, a mere Trenton police detective, can only rely on his wits, skill, and courage to thwart the enemy's evil plan. He knows he shouldn't have told Stephanie he wanted them to try an open relationship. He did and yes, still loves her, but he just had that strange choking feeling whenever he thought about buying an expensive diamond ring, dropping onto one knee and actually asking her to marry him. And when he finally, finally mustered enough courage and determination to go all the way to Hawaii to propose to her, she flat-out cheated on him with Ranger.
Morelli shakes in the cool night wind. He's hungry, cold, and mad with anger. He wants to revenge. He will have his revenge. He doesn't know how, he's not sure when, but he will definitely and eventually get what he wants and make them pay. He swears.
~End of Kiss 26: Be Careful What You Wish~

Chapter 27: True Love's Kiss

Ranger drops his keys onto the silver plate, picks up Stephanie's cell phone from the sideboard and hands it to her. He has tried his best to make sure she has everything ready and prepared before going out, but sometimes she just can't help forgetting a thing or two. He's glad she forgot her phone this time, though. He knows her voicemail is already filled with messages from all her excited and nosy friends and relatives. Their dinner was not interrupted and disturbed by phone calls only because Frank had thought ahead and unplugged the phone. And now he wants Stephanie to hear the news from him.
Their life together is gradually settling into a a comfortable pattern, and they are still trying to learn more about each other's likes and dislikes while making compromises and adjustments. They never talk about Morelli, and Stephanie never asks about the women in Ranger's past. He knows she's always curious about everything concerning him, but now that they are finally together, she has become more refrained—if not cautious—and patient. She knows he will reveal more about himself to her everyday, and she also realizes and understands that there are certain things he will and can never be able share with her. Ranger wraps his arms around Stephanie and gathers her close. Communication, trust and acceptance. The three keys to any successful and healthy relationship. The three treasures he and Stephanie now share. And the three reasons why she and Morelli were never meant to be.
"Someone firebombed Morelli's car." Ranger whispers softly against Stephanie's lips after the sweet tender kiss, and raises his brow at her when she doesn't respond. "Babe?"
Stephanie blinks slowly after a long minute as if waking up from a long slumber, her twinkling eyes never leaving his, and whispers back dreamily. "What Morelli?"
~End of Kiss 27: True Love's Kiss~

Chapter 28: On Second Thought

A patrol car drops Joe Morelli off at his two story house. He waves thank you to the officer at the wheel and walks into his dark empty home. His mother has called to ask about his car and told him she would bring him dinner. He can smell the faint scent of her trademark cheese and tomato sauce in the air. He sits down and eats his late but still a bit lukewarm dinner in silence. Bob is staying at his mother's place. It's safer for him there. Morelli shoves the pasta into his mouth and somehow thinks of his relationship with Stephanie, and all of a sudden loses all his appetite. He puts down his fork and takes the diamond ring he bought for her out of his jeans pocket. He doesn't know why, but he has made it a habit to carry the ring with him all the time.
What happened? What has gone wrong between them? Joe Morelli looks at the small diamond on the ring and asks himself. He can't say he believes he and Stephanie are meant together. He can't say he never thinks about walking away to find himself a better woman. And he always, always has doubts about her relationship with Ranger. Maybe that's the reason why he told her "Let's keep our options open" and "Feel free to go out with someone else". He didn't plan to date anyone else, truth be told. The open relationship was actually a test of Stephanie's loyalty. And when he heard that she went to Hawaii alone, he knew it was then or never. So he made up his mind, spent a substantial portion of his savings on this ring and the round trip plane tickets, and flew all the way to Hawaii. Only to find she was cheating on him with Ranger. And then came back here all alone with his bruised pride and male ego and a lot of anger.
Free to come, free to go. Isn't it what open relationship really means? A small voice, not unlike Stephanie's, sounds quietly but piercingly clearly in the back of his mind.
He blows out a sigh, puts the ring back into his pocket, heads upstairs to bed, and stubbornly shrugs off the voice. Several hours later, he wakes up covered in cold sweat. He just had a dream, a very scary dream, in which Eddie Abruzzi's greyish pale deadman's face and unseeing empty eyes haunted him. He sits in bed numbly for a long time, and finally goes to the bathroom for the much needed long hot shower. And tries as he may, Joe Morelli just can't get rid of the doubt whispering in his mind. Does he really have that in him to stand up against the cold-blooded calculating mercenary who successfully eliminated a crazy mobster and all his thugs in under 5 hours? He honestly has no idea...
~End of Kiss 28: On Second Thought...~

Chapter 29: Wonder Woman's Mind

Stephanie wakes up just a few minutes before dawn and somehow can't get back to sleep. She turns a little to look at Ranger's peaceful sleeping face. He always looks so tough and strong. She wonders if he ever has nightmares, or if any of his dark secrets left him scarred. There are things she doesn't know about him. Things he himself told her she wouldn't want to know. She knew he was not joking. So she never asks. Maybe someday Ranger will finally tell her. Maybe he won't. Stephanie will respect his decision. Because there are things she doesn't want him to know, too. But still she can't help being a bit curious from time to time, she admit. She wants to snuggle closer to Ranger's side, but she's afraid she will wake him up. He more than often works long, insane hours, and she doesn't want to disturb his sleep. And how come Ranger's eyelashes are longer than hers? It's so unfair. He already has better skin and hair.
Will she and Ranger finally get married? Stephanie wonders. Her heart beat fastens whenever she thinks of the moment she put the simple platinum ring on his finger under the full Hawaiian moon. She almost died of nervousness and overjoy when he took her hand and slid on the sea glass ring he chose for her. Too bad Ranger doesn't like wearing rings. He has great taste in jewelry. Even the gold and silver necklaces and chains he wore in street Ranger mode are unique and tastefully designed. And what happens to his diamond stud earrings? They looked so good on his ears...Stephanie smiles and then thinks of her To-Do list. She needs to get another tube of her new lip gloss. Ranger likes this color. She has only one skip left and she knows where to find him. Piece of cake. She will have lunch at Mary Lou's. All her closer girl friends want to know every single detail about last night's dinner and so do Connie, Lula and Val... Stephanie yawns and closes her eyes, and gradually falls asleep. No, she has no idea who's out there messing with Morelli. And honestly, she really doesn't care...
~End of Kiss 29: Wonder Woman's Mind~

Chapter 30: Keep The Faith

Joe Morelli parks and locks his brand new navy blue Ford SUV and walks toward the police station. He doesn't bother to hide the bright smile on his face. He always likes sunny days, and one of the perks of being a police detective is that you know just the right people who know just how to pull the right strings. His insurance company has been very cooperative, and his Escape came with a small but satisfying discount. Though he couldn't get back to sleep after that nightmare this morning, the pre-dawn shower did make him feel much better. His jaw didn't hurt during breakfast, his You-Know-Where is still bruised but thank God the swelling has reduced a little, and Abruzzi's face has stopped popping up in his mind at some point.
Maybe Ranger is not the one who's trying to ruin our life, a small but rational voice in the back of Morelli's mind whispers. He will simply put a bullet through our brain in the dead of the night and make it look like we immigrate to Canada or New Zealand or some God-forsaken island in the middle of the ocean. And no one, NO ONE will ever know the truth and find our decomposing dead body...
A cold shiver crawls down Morelli's spine. A sick feeling suddenly appears in his gut. And he grudgingly admits that this has a point. Yes, Ranger doesn't seem like a guy who enjoys torturing people till they die slowly in great pain. Besides, just like every other good cop in the world, Morelli has better things to do and more pressing matters to tend to. He has people to protect and law to uphold. He has crimes to solve and criminals to arrest. His time is too precious to waste on that crazy bastard. But if it's not Ranger, who is it? Morelli frowns and tries hard to think. He has his fair share of enemies. But who hates him this much? Who wants him to suffer so bad? Who—
Wait! That's it? The Italian alpha male inside Morelli yells furiously. We are gonna drop it? We are gonna walk away with our tail between our legs? How about our revenge? How about Stephanie? How about our injured pride? How about our hurt feelings? Don't we want pay back? Don't we want justice? Aren't we entitled to something after all these years? She CHEATED on us!
Joe Morelli narrows his eyes and clenches his fists as the familiar rage once again starts burning. No. He can't just let go and move on. It's not that simple. This is not about his bruised ego or ruined reputation. This is about his dignity and principles. He needs to do something. He needs to take action...Morelli steps inside the door and then immediately freezes as he comes face to face with Ranger. He looks into those cool, calm and indecipherable dark brown eyes and the world stops. He can't hear his own breathing. He can't hear his heart beating. But he does hear that clear, soft and almost indifferent "Morelli," as his tall dark handsome and very successful rival raises one perfect brow slightly at him and leaves the building.
No, no need to overreact. We have to deal with life's difficulties and disappointments like all matured grown ups do. And no, we can't really say Stephanie cheated on us. Free to come, free to go. That's the basic of open relationship. Firmly and silently a slightly trembling Joe Morelli tells himself.
And no, we are just being reasonable, not being a coward...
~End of Kiss 30: Keep The Faith~

Chapter 31: Baby Give It Up, Give It Up, Baby Give I

Let it go and move on. Walk away and save yourself. You are too young to give up hope for real love, real life, and real happiness. The pale and tired looking red-haired woman in the mirror once again tries to persuade Joyce Barnhardt. She has been doing this every morning for the past few years, but Joyce never listens. Joyce wants revenge. Joyce wants to avenge all her unhappy and heartbreaking memories. Joyce wants to have a lot of money in her bank account. Joyce wants to own spacious houses and fancy cars and luxury jewelry. Joyce wants to be rich. Joyce want to be safe. Joyce wants to be free of fears. Joyce wants to be in control of everyone and everything in her life. Joyce wants her childhood back. Joyce wants to have her family back. Joyce wants her virginity back...Joyce wants to stop being unhappy and lonely...
Joyce Barnhardt slaps her forehead hard and immediately groans in pain. She simply hates it when she thinks so much. She narrows her eyes and stares at her reflection in the mirror, and wills it to shut up. No, she's not done yet. She's a woman of her words. She's a woman with a purpose. And she knows how to hold grudges. Nope, she won't do stupid things. She still doesn't like Stephanie Plum, but she always treasures her life, and she knows it won't be wise to mess with Ranger. But now she does hate Joe Morelli more, and she wants nothing more than to pay him back for that moonless summer night 20 years ago. The patch of green grass behind the gym. The most popular and dangerous 15-year-old boy in her school and neighborhood. His melted-chocolate eyes and lizard tongue. Yes, she craves for the Italian Stallion's blood. Pure and simple.
~End of Kiss 31: Baby Give It Up, Give It Up, Baby Give It Up~

Chapter 32: Time Is Money

One thing is crystal clear: Whoever destroyed Joe Morelli's Ducati and firebombed his car is out to do him real serious harm, and that person is also saving Ranger some trouble and time.
Ranger starts his 911 Turbo and allows himself a small amused smile. He has met, and knows men like Morelli well. They are never difficult to read. Hard working and stubborn. Proud and loud. Confident and smug. Traditional and self-centered. Conservative and predictable. Ambitious but reluctant to take chances or risks. One step away to win everything but too afraid or unsure to step up the plate. Too much ego and too much talk. Too little or all the wrong kinds of actions. Not exactly bad persons. But boring. And selfish. They all have hot temper. Only care about their wants and needs. Only see what they choose and wish to see. Tend to hold grudges. Have a thirst for revenge. And sometimes their bites are indeed a lot worse than their barks.
Morelli's fiery Italian temper will certainly demand him to avenge his humiliation and vent his frustration. Stephanie will undoubtedly be the main target, and he won't be decent enough not to abuse the power of his police badge to harass her. He will also want to get all their families, mutual friends and neighbors involved. Of course Morelli knows he'll have to deal with Ranger should Stephanie get hurt, but he's certain that she will try she best to leave Ranger out of this. Stephanie simply hates to become a burden or liability to those whom she loves, and Morelli will use her "weakness" to his greatest advantage. And this is the reason why Ranger has Morelli under surveillance. He won't allow Morelli to harm Stephanie.
Ranger is not into giving free lessons to reluctant students. He thinks it's best for people to find out about their follies and flaws on their own and come face to face with their own devils. But he is ready to teach Morelli one of life's most important lessons. For free. If necessary. It's one thing to have a police-issued gun, a shining police badge and a tough-guy look. It's totally another to actually pull the trigger or stab the knife deep enough to kill someone. Ranger never ever likes Morelli. He knows Morelli is secretly afraid—or scared—of him. He REALLY hates it when Morelli calls Stephanie "Cupcake".
And he's simply glad that Joyce Barnhardt is out for Morelli's blood. His time is too precious to waste on stupid people.
~End of Kiss 32: Time Is Money~

Chapter 33: Babies, A Lot Of Babies

"Do you want to have kids?"
Stephanie almost drops her box of doughnuts upon hearing this. Her heart thunders in her ears as her face pales and blushes at the same time. She knows she's now gaping like a gold fish, but she can't help it. She's way too stunned, startled, nervous, hot, happy, and bothered. Does she want to have kids? She tries hard to search for the answer, but her brain suddenly shuts down and turns empty. She tries to take a deep even breath to calm herself down but just can't concentrate. The joyful sound of a baby's giggles pops out of nowhere and keeps running around in her head. Baby. Ranger's baby. Growing inside her belly. She starts feeling dizzy and excited. A little girl? Or a little boy? With Ranger's smooth skin, super long eyelashes and dazzling smile? And her hair and eyes? No, not her wild crazy and unruly curls. That will be the cruelest torture for any teenage boy and girl. And she loves Ranger's eyes. So calm. So deep. So enchanting...
"Well, you're not getting any younger."
The almost casual tone puts Stephanie on the verge of panic overload. Yes, she has thought about having her own children when Val gave birth to baby Lisa a couple years ago, but soon gave up. She couldn't help remembering the moment Val's water broke and sprayed all over Cal, and thus knocked him out. And everbody, EVERYBODY, knows that giving birth hurts. And she really doesn't like pain. And dirty diapers. And non stop crying baby. And what if she becomes a whale just like Val? And what if she, too, remains a whale? They are sisters, after all...
"The clock won't stop ticking, you know."
The not so subtle warning stops Stephanie from hyperventilating and snaps something inside her. Yes, she knows she'll be 35 in a couple years. But still, she is the rightful owner of her damn body. Whether she wants to have children with Ranger or not is none of other prople's busniess. It's her decision to make. It's her choice. It's her life. It's her future. It's all up to her. No one, not even her own mother, has the right to tell her what to do! She turns around, all ready and prepared to give the nosy person a piece of her mind, and finds that the strange 40-something woman is talking to the person on the other end of her iPhone. She stares and gapes at the woman for several long embarassing seconds, and runs out of Tasty Bakery without a backward glance...
~End of Kiss 33: Babies, A Lot Of Babies~

Chapter 34: Love Me Tender, Love Me True

Helen can't help feeling nervous. She always wondered what it would feel like to ride this car, and now she finally got her wish. She likes it. She really does. It's all sleek and smooth and smells good inside, and it also makes her feel safe and powerful at the same time. This car is very expensive. But it's worth every penny paid for it. And that's exactly what worries her. It's not that she doesn't trust her own husband—everyone knows Franks Plum is a careful and discreet driver—it's just...it's just...well, Helen knows it's her birthday and Frank and Stephanie want to make it special for her: A single ruby red rose. A trip to Point Pleasant in the fancy German car. A walk on the beach. And a romantic dinner at a cozy restaurant. She's greatly touched and deeply moved, but she has not a clue what to do should anything happen to Ranger's Porsche. She used to go straight into the Land of Denial and pretended everything was perfect and fine whenever Stephanie destroyed Ranger's cars, but now it's no longer an option. Stephanie is with Ranger now, and the last thing Helen wants to do is to cause any possible damage to her younger child's relationship. Besides, She and Frank may have to sell their house to buy Ranger a new car. And that may not even be enough. Geez.
Frank stops at the red light and turns to take hold of his wife's hand. He laces their fingers together and gives her an assuring smile. "Everything's going to be fine." He knows how much Helen likes to worry about everything, and she looks cute when she frowns. "Trust me."
Helen locks eyes with her husband for a long second and gives him a small smile and a tiny nod. Frank is never a man of many words, and she always trusts him. And maybe Ranger won't let them sell the house to buy him another 911 Turbo. He's actually a very decent and considerate young man after all...Helen wills herself to focus on the pleasant day ahead of her as the Porsche speeds forward. And neither she nor Frank takes notice of the navy blue Ford Escape that abruptly pulls over at the curb not far behind.
~End of Kiss 34: Love Me Tender, Love Me True~

Chapter 35: Like Frankie Said I Did It My Way

Joe Morelli kills the engine, rests his head against the steering wheel of his navy blue Escape and closes his eyes. He knows exactly what he was thinking. He knows perfectly well what he was doing. And now he simply wants to punch himself for being such an idiot. Doing stupid things—such as putting the Kojak light on the top of his car and pulling over Ranger's Porsche—is not going to change a thing. It won't bring Stephanie back to his side. But he wanted to try it. He wanted to do something. He wanted to make Stephanie feel guilty. He wanted to punish her for leaving him. Because he couldn't just let go. Why? He searches his brain and asks himself. Why does he want her this much? Why does he need her this much? Is it love? Is it lust? Or is it just an old nasty habit that flat-out refuses to die? Morelli lets of a sigh. He's suddenly tired. Tired of his job. Tired of himself. Tired of everyone and everything in his joke of a life. Tired of searching for the answers of too many questions.
He has always been proud of himself. He has always enjoys being a cop. He has always likes the style of his life. But now all of a sudden his world becomes too comfortable, too familiar, and too small. And it's starting choking him. Maybe it's a sign. Maybe it's time for him to find something new in his life. Maybe it's time for him to meet someone else for a change. But does he have enough strength to walk away and move on? He honestly has no idea. He wishes he knows how to stop feeling sorry for himself. He wishes he knows how to stop loving and hating Stephanie Plum at the same time. He wishes he never finds out that he, Joseph Morelli, is afraid or Ranger. It's not a good feeling. It makes him feels like a coward and stupid. And maybe, just maybe, it's the real reason why he stopped his car and watched them go...
Morelli wills himself to stop thinking and restarts the car. He has no time for soul searching. His life is too busy and too complicated. He stops at Pino's for a large double cheese pizza with extra garlic and beer, and when he and all the other cops hear the explosion and run out to the parking lot, his brand new Ford Escape is already engulfed in flames.

~End of Kiss 35: Like Frankie Said I Did It My Way~

Chapter 36: It's My Life

The other cops inside Pino's parking lot widen their eyes and try hard to ignore the two rivers of tears flooding down Joe Morelli's stubbled cheeks. No one says a word. Because nobody knows what to say. So they just stand there in awkward silence watching the Escape explode into a huge fireball. Some of them want to giggle. Some of them wonder who hates Morelli this much. And the majority of them start contemplating the possibility of a brand new betting pool. It seems that Stephanie's Cayenne is here to stay. Joe Morelli's motorbike and cars, on the other hand, are a totally different story now. Being a police officer can be really distressing and frustrating. They all need a few laughs and a vent for their anger, stress and pressure on a daily base, and betting on Stephanie's blown up cars have helped them through a lot. However, they probably won't give Morelli a cut of the money, though. He may be one of their own, but he sure can be too cocky and arrogant sometimes. And they all like Stephanie. It's only fair that they give her a share of the jackpot.
The firefighters soon arrive. They, too, try hard not to listen to Detective Morelli's heartbroken sobs and focus on putting out the fire. They feel sorry for the battered Italian Stallion. They really do. But still they can't help feeling like sniggering at his incredible bad luck. It's a part of human nature, they guess. And yes, they'd love to join in the new betting pool. Life as a firefighter is full of stress, too.
Joe Morelli takes a ride back to the police station. He didn't finish his pizza and beer. He's exhausted and bone-tired, and has somehow lost all his appetite. He hears his new Escape weeping. He sees the ghost of his beloved Ducati. He has lost Stephanie to a most scary invincible rival. He has lost another battle to a still unknown enemy. And he has just found out how empty and lonely his 2-story house is without Bob last night. He doesn't know what he has done to deserve this. How can someone hates him so much? He's Joe Morelli. The only Morelli man who beat the Morelli curse. The only Morelli man who successfully makes something out of his life. He's a highly trained and praised police detective. He's fun to be with. He's handsome and sexy. He's Grandma Bella's favorite. Everybody, EVERYBODY, loves him. And he really, really wants his peace and quiet back. He just wants a normal life. A wife. A dog. A house and 6 cute kids. 3 boys and 3 girls. Is that to much to ask?
The uniform cop behind the wheel winces and cringes as Morelli starts mumbling and crying at the same time. And inside a small café not far from Pino's Joyce Barnhardt smiles a happy smile. God, she loves her life!
~End of Kiss 36: It's. My. Life~

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Kiss 37: Someday
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Stephanie Manoso.

Stephanie whispers the name to herself and blushes a little. She recalls the phone conversation she overheard inside Tasty Bakery and blushes even more. She toys with her sea glass ring and thinks about her and Ranger. They are both in their 30s. The invisible clock won't stop ticking. And Ranger, the always calm and assertive Master of Control, doesn't do stupid things. Love. Ring. Condoms. No price. No strings. No relationship. The cars he loaned her. The money he spent for her. The blood he bled for her. He loves her in his own way. And she's now living in his apartment. With him.

Marriage and babies. Every—well, not every, but surely a lot of women's dream. A tall dark handsome husband. A sweet cozy home. A dog. A cat. Or a hamster. And a couple cute kids. Was she...is she one of those women? Does she share the same dream and want the same things? Why did she marry Dickie? Why did she start her unhealthy relationship with Morelli? She thought she loved Dickie and expected him to love her back. But instead he cheated on her with Joyce Barnhardt. She thought she shared something special with Morelli. But the sad truth is it was nothing but a lot of bad judgement and an ugly history. And they simply couldn't commit themselves to each other no matter what. She'd never seen past Dickie's facade as an ambitious fun-loving charming young lawyer until it was too late. She'd talked herself into believing she and Morelli belonged to each other because he was her first in just about everything. She thought she knew what she really needed and wanted. And both times she was wrong. Terribly wrong. Yes, she had been happy for a while in the beginning. But reality caught up with her eventually and laughed out loud in her face.

And Ranger is different. She trusts him like no one else. She loves him like no one else. It thrills her that he loves and trusts her too, and that he will never lie to her or hurt her. And it feels so good to be loved. protected and cherished...

Stephanie Manoso.

Ranger ends the call and silently whispers the name to himself. Yes. he's aware they are both in their 30s. Yes, he understands the invisible clock won't stop ticking. He's happy with his life right now. He still doesn't do stupid things. But he always does the right things and is almost never allergic to changes. And Stephanie Manoso does sound cute. He's more than certain he'll have a lot of fun teaching Stephanie to pronounce the family name. He unlocks the door and steps into the apartment, places his keys onto the silver plate and smiles as he sees the dreamy look on Stephanie's face. He's not ready for a second marriage. But he knows he does love her deeply. And he has a surprise for her. What has to come has to come.

5 minutes later, Stephanie widens her eyes and starts hyperventilating. She's going to meet Ranger's family. On Grandma Rosa's birthday dinner. This coming weekend.

And she has nothing to wear!

~End of Kiss 37: Someday~




Chapter 38: Batman!



Stephanie can't decide. Her fingers linger on the soft fabric as she sighs. One of her eyes is going to start twitching in any minute, she's sure of that. How come her life is always so full of difficult choice? She wonders. She looks good in the cute little cocktail dress. She looks good in the elegant knee-high evening dress. She also looks good in the sleek pant suit. But she needs to choose one. She can't buy or wear all of them at the same time. Once again she debates with herself, but still can't reach a decision. She turns to look at the man she loves with pleading eyes. Her heart skips a beat as Ranger gives her a rare full-on smile, and she's pretty sure she just heard the saleslady moaned dreamily beside her.

Stephanie forces herself to concentrate back on the task at hand. She's glad Batman is having fun, but she's desperately in need of his help. She simply has no idea what to wear to Grandma Rosa's birthday dinner. She wants to leave a good impression. She wants to be beautiful and smart and fun and clever. She wants the Bat Family to like her. She doesn't want them to think she's not good enough for Ranger. Her anxious eyes follow Ranger as he goes to a rack and picks out a dress.

A perfect dress.

Stephanie gapes at her own reflection in the mirror and feels faint. Ranger does know everything. Everything. The creamy ivory dress fits her perfectly. And she looks just like Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday...


~End of Kiss 38: Batman!~

Chapter 39: I Dream A Dream


The whole room falls quiet the moment they enter. Stephanie looks around and officially becomes frightened. Familiar faces. Friendly smiles. And all those mischievous and curious eyes. She grabs hold of Ranger's arm(yes, in a death grip) and nervously blinks. She tries very hard not to feel small or scared. They are Ranger's family. They are not going to eat her. They will probably just bury her with tons of questions. And the problem is she doesn't know if she has all the answers.

She knows her smile must look more like a grimace, but that's the best she can manage at this moment. She hopes her eyes are not twitching. She hopes she looks smart and competent. She hopes she won't knock over and smash something and make herself look stupid. She hopes Ranger's family will like her. She hopes they will approve of her. She hopes she can remember all the names and the faces. She hopes she knows what to do if they decide she's not good enough for their Carlos. She leans into Ranger's side and feels his warmth. She relaxes and calms down a little when he wraps an arm around her. They now share a life and are in this together. And the fact that she knows he won't let go of her helps her breathe more easily.
Stephanie soon forgets her awkwardness once the dinner begins. The food is amazing and delicious. She laughs along when someone tells a joke. She raises her glass and drinks to the toasts. And it doesn't take long for her to find that she really, really likes Grandma Rosa and Ranger's parents—Isabela reminds her of her always worrying mother, and it's apparent that Ranger got his smile from Juan Carlos. Grandma Rosa is so stern but so sweet. And Stephanie also knows that Ranger's elder brother and sisters and aunts and uncles and cousins are all trying their best to refrain from asking her all kinds of most interesting but embarrassing questions. Maybe it's because they are being kind and thoughtful and considerate. Maybe it's because Ranger is sitting beside her with a charming yet somewhat intimidating smile on his face. She appreciates their efforts anyway.
She actually jumps in joy when Sofía and Ariana—Ranger's elder sisters—hand her a large box of leftovers and a giant chunk of the birthday cake and falls asleep on the drive home. When she wakes up the next morning, she's all alone in the 7-floor apartment. Ranger, as usual, has already gone to work. Stephanie lies in the heavenly king-size bed thinking. She has no memory of Ranger carrying her from the Turbo to their bed or undressing her, but she remembers her dream vividly. She blushes fiercely and covers her face.

She has just dreamed of their wedding. And their baby, the Batbaby...

~End of Kiss 39: I Dream A Dream~